Dave Periquo

I used to do this at school quite frequently

The most recent compliment I received from a woman was 'you have the cleanest phone I've ever seen'

Whoever isn't gets a harlem shake at their wake

RIP Pat stay. Incredible rapper and a great guy to boot. Fucking shocking. RIP 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

'I know your type, sucker for love, and you used to cupid// You call it being your own man, I call it super stupid' Lloyd Banks coming in hot with a GOAT bar

One time I met my mates mum. Her name was Di. I battled him a few weeks later and said 'It was lovely to meet your mum Di, I really can't wait to see your mum Die'. Rap battling. Ain't that about a bitch

Just hit the plug and he told me my address before I had a chance to. That's not a good sign 👀☻️💩

Happy the future of Hip Hop is in good hands 👀☻️💩

My guns go boom boom Your guns go bow bow

I got proper turned around in Brooklyn looking for this. Shortly after a nice lady on a stoop gave me a piece of cornbread & walked me to the subway. Then I got drunk. It was very validating.

What a waste of a day. Go to the pub

I once did the Harlem Shake in Harlem and Grandmaster Caz and The Cold Crush Brothers all said 'Nice Harlem Shake'. It was very validating.