Equa

Hi my name is Equa and I like snipers

I love gigantic

My American baby pronounces the letter R as “ahhhh” like a TRUE BRIT YES 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

When I become president I’m going to domesticate bears for the good of mankind

Wolverine looks pretty good for its stage of development imo but he should for sure feel heavier to play as. I’m all for jumping around the map but let me feel like I’m half made of metal when I land yakno

She rhy when I stick my p in her rior

Hard evidence that sword and shield were peak

Got some shiny morning wood :]

Growing up is realizing that cake is better than icing

New entei is not going to be a t-rex

Pokémon sleep is mad at me

Pushing a shopping cart into the cart holder but letting it go early and turning around as it goes and slots into the next cart perfectly while you’re already walking back to the car is the normal person’s version of cool guys don’t look at explosions

Anyone wanna talk about how crow drew me (accurately) but wrote the S in stink as a G for some reason

Roses are red My new card is green My next destination Is inside your mum’s jeans It only took (almost) 5 years but your boy is now a full lawful permanent resident lesgeddit

I get that the spider verse animation style is at risk of being super overused and it doesn’t work for every film, but it absolutely fits a TMNT movie 100%. Also I love that they’re young teenagers and not edgy pre-adults

We’re looking for new players!

Moist wind strike

Here I play a little hippy leaf man so that’s fun