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used to post as myself with my real face on here. not sure what I'm doing now. slowly depersonalizing? co-created a thing called @glittergutsy in chicago

Chicago, IL
Joined April 2011
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Obsessed with how everyone looks in this old Rowntree commercial🦇
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Reposting this in the wake of the debate of sex and nudity in horror. The desexualization of American media is a symptom of Fascism that makes it easier to police people's bodies. Anyone complaining about seeing "sex" everywhere in film/tv/games isn't living in reality.
Hellraiser is ripe for revival because we live in the most sexless media landscape ever. Clive Barker’s worlds never shied away from transgression and pushing boundaries. So anyone who thinks the new game is too extreme is a Hellraiser larper. I’m sorry to say it.
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bring back miniature ships in sci-fi instead of CGI
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I'm putting together a team
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can we also talk about the insane detail of having the rubble that Roger walks on also tumble down by his movement???? SERIOUSLY this movie is so overkill and dedicated ohh my god i love this
roger falling twice kills me every time 😭
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driving back to chicago, in unscenic indiana, morale at its nadir, fatigue taking hold. then bam. central time. a whole hour of your life back. just the invigoration you need to get thru the drive
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Chicago is great but its problems are obvious: it was built over soggy marshland and, to this day, ancient amphibians, pale salamanders the size of train cars and toads the size of houses, slumber in the soft mud beneath the water table. One day, those monsters will wake up.
Chicago is an excellent city. Why isn't this more well known?
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ANGUS TSUI Fall/Winter RTW 2026
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Mike Ditka and K*ke Ditka
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tits out for bears
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𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘪 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘢 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘩𝘦’𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦
Futuretripping has been getting around. Thank you to everyone who’s been listening, writing about, and putting this strange little song in places. Futuretripping out now. @nytimes nytimes.com/2026/09/12/arts/…
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Not to praise Chicago sports, but the White Sox seem like a much cooler team than their north Chicago counterparts
USA Hockey Olympic gold medalist Abbey Murphy made the ceremonial first shot at the White Sox game 🏒
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Cosey Fanni Tutti performs Diorama from A Study In Scarlet, 1983, London. A ritual of transformation and awakening within the walls of the only existing original ‘diorama’ building in London
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A BOCA NÃO É FEITA PARA BEIJAR O PÉ NÃO FOI FEITO PARA DANÇAR BALÉ AS MÃOS NÃO FORAM FEITAS PARA ESCREVER A VOZ NAO FOI FEITA PARA CANTAR ÓPERA
THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN
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[on a first date] And another thing about Swamp Thing is he is so wise
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Emma Frost & Miss Piggy the Universe is not ready!!! #Xspoilers
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I always think of this bit where they’re watching “Detachable Penis” by King Missile and they’re so busy laughing at the singer saying “penis” that they miss out on his ridiculous story
The hardest Beavis and Butthead ever made me laugh was one where they're watching a music video set in front of the Egyptian pyramids and one of them says, "where the hell is this"
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I got in trouble at school for doing Beavis’ Mickey Rooney impression too much
The hardest Beavis and Butthead ever made me laugh was one where they're watching a music video set in front of the Egyptian pyramids and one of them says, "where the hell is this"
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We can't forget "Dulcería & Abarrotes Marvin"
En México amamos tantos los looney tunes, que cualquier local habrá uno así…
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