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Actor, Author, Inspirational Pessimist I block nonsense quickly. Bluecheck-less since 2023. @baggageehandler Instagram

Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2009
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So @HaleyforMI didn’t feel welcome at a political event, so now she doesn’t care if Democrats win the Senate. She’s against “hate” while supporting one of the most hateful campaigns in memory. She endorsed then unendorsed then endorsed then unendorsed her former rival, who she promised to unite behind, after endlessly repeating (correctly!) that Mike Rogers MUST be defeated. What an incoherent disgrace. Hope this anger drives people to do whatever they can to help @AbdulElSayed win.
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Deserving of every infuriated comment I've read in response. Spineless, feckless, vengeful, and endorsing Trump's anti-constitutional, fascist regime - which she previously condemned - in response to losing her own election.
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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I can tell you from first-hand experience: It is much worse than temptation.
Lead us not in to penn station
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Evan Handler retweeted
Elon immediately suspended this account that showed Nick Sortor’s recorded call to the mental health facility was AI generated and is preventing community notes on the Sortor post. It’s all hands on deck trying to make the fake Talarico story stick
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It's the National Enquirer administration. The riddle of why anyone would support them is as easy to answer as the riddle of who the Hell buys and reads it.
NEW: President Trump’s incoming White House press secretary echoed the debunked pizzagate conspiracy theory, accused Hollywood elites of being pedophilic cannibals, and said Michelle Obama had a penis in posts, reposts, and deleted tweets. (And more) cnn.com/2026/10/12/politics/…
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"He lives his life in misery, he’s not a happy man. There’s this pain and agony he wears, not unlike Trump, some deep-seated childhood hurt that he’s now inflicting on the rest of us” Well, if true, at least we can take some comfort in that.
Alex Gibney: “I can’t say who it was, but it was a very powerful VC investor who I talked to on background and I said if you had to make one comment about Elon Musk what would it be? He said he was one of the most miserable men I’ve ever met. He lives his life in misery, he’s not a happy man. There’s this pain and agony he wears, not unlike Trump, some deep-seated childhood hurt that he’s now inflicting on the rest of us”
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Evan Handler retweeted
America will now get its gas from the invaders, rapists and murderers of Russia and fund the murder of innocent women and children and elderly in Ukraine. This is insane. Is there no line? No breaking point? No moment where America says ENOUGH????
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Two months doesn’t seem like enough jail time, but then no one with the exception of Ghislaine Maxwell has gone to jail for the largest sex trafficking ring in American history
Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Paxton's Claim is misleading: His office's original deal was to give Time Served + 1 day. After a rebuking from Judge Roy Sparkman (“One day. Seriously? Somebody has to sell me on the wisdom of it,”) the deal was revised, and Hoffman was released after 29 days. kcentv.com/article/news/l… kwtx.com/video/2026/05/… wacobridge.org/2026/05/19/ken… texastribune.org/2026/05/19/ken…
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Quick question: Are you one of those who brushed off the Access Hollywood "Grab 'em by the pussy" tape as "locker room talk," & nothing to judge a candidate negatively by? Did you lap up & buy into Judge Kavanaugh's tearful "I like beer" tantrum? 1/3
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If so, then you're partly responsible for the 7 guys who escaped serious punishment for raping a young woman, and the 50-something other guys who were alerted to it happening but did nothing. Yep. That's right. 2/3
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Feel hot and enraged and angry at me all you want for saying it, but you are. And lots of us know it. We see you, buddy. Man or woman. We're looking right at you. And we've had enough. Have a good night. 3/3
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If there were any sanity in this nation, this is how EVERY Republican candidate would be greeted: With derisive laughter (followed by a 15 point blowout loss). I'm sorry to say it won't happen this way. But at least this video offers some hope.
My opponent won't stand up against Trump's tariffs that are driving your prices up.
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I mean, just what is one to make of the people who support, make excuses for, and outright idolize this racist, authoritarian, anti-constitutionalist, law-breaking, can't-stay-awake, piece of shit? What. Are. We. To. Make. Of. Them?
He promised GAS PRICES would come down. FOOD PRICES would come down. No new wars. HE LIED ABOUT EVERYTHING. He's destroyed the American family farm and the American economy. And still millions of you stand with his HATE, his LIES, his corruption and incompetence.
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I haven't known what to say about this horror, but this statement will stand in for now. What women are forced to put up with in this world is unspeakable. And if you don't recognize that, then you are part of the problem.
The seven rapists from Cornell University should have their lives so thoroughly and permanently ruined that they never know peace, redemption, or any sort of satisfaction. The rape is irredeemable, so is the group chat, so is Cornell for giving them "essays" as faux punishment
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I’m honored to be featured on the cover of Mediaplanet’s Blood Cancers & Disorders campaign in USA TODAY this weekend, Sept. 25–27. I’m sharing some of my own experience with leukemia, survivorship and what I’ve learned along the way. 👉 futureofpersonalhealth.com/b…
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There is so much sleaze here it's seriously difficult to comprehend. (i mean difficult to comprehend the people who are about to type, "why shouldn't he put his name on it if he fixed it? the dumbocrats are the ones who let it fall apart") nytimes.com/2026/09/20/us/po…
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Evan Handler retweeted
Just checking in on the guy a lot of people told us to take seriously as a non-partisan mayor of Los Angeles
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Shocking, in a world in which one could think nothing could shock anymore.
Republicans have to instruct Mitch McConnell to vote "yes" on a bill after he nearly votes "no" with Democrats
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This is absolutely pathetic. I mean, everything occurring is. But this is just appallingly undisguised.
if you tried pulling this shit at a bank they’d arrest you for elder abuse but they let it happen in congress.
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Watch this.
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