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Im just Me #Taurus @ManUtd

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Joined December 2012
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My colleague posted a photo of herself in her wedding dress on TikTok. Two hours later, she deleted it. I asked her why, because the picture was beautiful. She said, “My husband told me to take it down.” I laughed because I thought he was just being private. Then she showed me the message he sent her: “Delete the post now. You had no right to put that there.” I looked at the picture again. It was just her. No husband. No wedding guests.
No names. So I asked her, “What exactly did you put there?” She turned her phone toward me. Under the picture, she had written:
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Daylight robbery @ customs; KRA has been signalling that change of guard is on the horizon. The taxes on importing a vehicle have surpassed the actual FOB of the car. Kenya Kwisha as an entity has neither the capacity nor goodwill from Kenyans to exist past a few months from now.
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Forex explained in seconds! Very easy to understand!
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My retirement plan.
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Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
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Only Kalenjin MPs joined by Osoro sat in mbunge to vote for approval of the finance bill 2026 which have advanced to second reading as Mt Kenya MPs joined by the LUO and Luhya counterparts flee.
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Real talk.
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I'm a man.
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“I will wash the remaining clothes after eating.” You after eating :
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Sakajas workers 😂literally
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Everyone is proud of their father.
All I can hear is: EITHER be proud of YOUR father AND/OR be the father that YOUR children are proud of All YOU heard was: Wantam because that how much YOUR father failed you and you are projecting his failures on the guy winning for his children I also hear that YOU have no plans of giving your children a chance to be proud of you so you want to kill that pride in the children of those whose fathers have made them proud. I’m starting to understand the BLACK PSYCHOLOGICAL
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Men are driving big cars, building bungalows, and living their best life. Dear bro, may you join the list soon.
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Men, One day, your son will stand where you stand today, • Paying bills • Carrying burdens • Murmuring alone That is when he will finally understand the price a father pays when sacrificing himself for the family. It is not in vain. Work! #MasculinitySaturday
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Njugush has decided to deconstruct Clueless Bogus Kasongo like burukenge 🤣
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"Kenya is capable and prepared"
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😂😂
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The video😂😂
Kuna mtu kwa interview amesema william ruto amekunia kwa ndoo ya unga. Sasa unga yote imwagwe chini, ndoo ipasuliwe, na tusiage unga ingine😂😂💀
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Uhuru kenyatta warned you people and said you will cry - Oburu Odinga
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What Kenyans have been crying about someone’s selfishness didn’t start in August 2022 🫆It began when he built his first apartments on Kenya Railways land on Jogoo Road (Ngong Forest land sale proceeds) 🫆It solidified when he became Agriculture & Higher Education Minister 🫆If in doubt — ask Mzee Chepkwony of Eldoret 🫆Some men don’t change. They just get bigger offices!
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Oburu finally meets Oginga. Nothing makes me happier than seeing talent recognized. Nyambane will tell you how Moi changed his life by imitating him.
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