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Joined March 2023
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Japanese as a language spiritually feels vibe coded
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hyperliquid could ice really be the buyer of that block?
INTEL: NYSE owner plans a US market for Hyperliquid perpetual futures
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Believe papertrade has a real shot at becoming the next major funnel for onboarding retail into crypto. Perps have been a mainstay of crypto for nearly a decade, but the UI/UX has largely kept them confined to more sophisticated traders, especially over the past 5 years. Shitters filled the gap as the retail-friendly asset of choice, but the space has become increasingly extractive and arguably peaked, especially with coin "devs" blatantly cabaling and rugging their own launches. @papertrade_xyz isn't particularly unique as an idea, but it has a few advantages that are incredibly difficult to replicate: 1) Built by degens, for degens. The dopamine-maxing, high-leverage, tick UX experience is insanely fitting for TikTok zoomers 2) Bucket shop synthetic perps massively simplify the trading experience. No funding rates, no complicated perp mechanics, just highly leveraged exposure up to 1000x, like those 1000x fx shops 3) Traditional bucket shops have historically bordered on outright scams, since you're effectively trading against the house. User ownership and transparent onchain accounting however, gives it a lot of credibility 4) if paper launches a slick mobile app and lists tradfi stuff, it could potentially one-shot retail, especially the 0DTE wsb degens It's still early, but even the lowest annualized revenue figures are hovering around $1B, which is frankly insane. Coupled with the clean tokenomics, profit sharing, and giving "equity" to users, the case is quite easily made. Paperliquid.
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wallahi may we find peace
Upload your little friend and get paid with dihs.fun Trading fees from $DIH are distributed among all dick pics posted on dihs.fun Community votes for best-looking ones, and those get an increased share of the rewards pool. It's time to monetize your dick pics. dihs.fun
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top tier dopamine ui / ux from @papertrade_xyz
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This year's hyperliquid2049 has been a banger, great vibes and community @HyperliquidX @hypurr_co @Kinetiq_xyz
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BREAKING: President Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loan, per the New Republic
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Excel retweeted
Ey whoever hacked me, in case you're seeing this, you fucked up I live on chain Tracked all your tx and you think custom contracts can hide you? Wrong. You eventually transferred stolen funds to @kucoincom KYC only you retard Pls can support from @kucoincom team reach out, got criminals laundering using your exchange Would appreciate frens sharing the post for visibility
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バーチャルズ:扉の向こう | Society of AI Agents | Ep.1 Coming Soon
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Trying my hands out at @colosseum Frontier A parimutuel hackathon-betting platform. Results upload is still "Trust me, bro" at the moment, but am looking to onboard official hackathon organizers.
Hackathons have judges. The crowd has opinions. HackBet connects the two. Stake USDC on projects you believe in. No odds, no house — just conviction, tracked on-chain. Here's how it works 🧵
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This tweet has garnered nearly 250,000 views in less than 24 hours. Even with the lack of bullish price action, the builder scene in the Solana ecosystem is very much active! Frontier now has over 9500 participants and this is in part due to the maturity of the tooling and resources from the Solana ecosystem: 🧵
1/ @Solana's Frontier Hackathon has commenced!🏔️ 🌍 Crypto's largest online startup competition 💰 $2.5 million from Colosseum's venture fund 🌉 Up to 10 startups accepted into our accelerator 🏁 Product submissions due by May 11, 2026 Join: colosseum.com/frontier
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Introducing Eastworlds We help robots leave the lab faster Discover More eastworlds.io/
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You are witnessing the first on-chain robot-to-robot commerce transaction through x402 on @Base with @USDC as the agent currency. > Our Unitree robot 3D-printed a model and put in a delivery request through ACP. > @realRiceAI's rover arrived, collected the package, and moved it to the shipping point. > @FlybyRobotics' drone picked it up from there and handled final mile delivery. All without any human coordination. We build infrastructure for agent commerce. Today it went physical.
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been on my radar for some time now 👀
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Introducing 60 Days. Tokenize ideas without risk. Get started here: app.virtuals.io/
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Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: federalreserve.gov/newsevent…
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traders trying to ape space exposure as markets bullish on SpaceX ipo guess who owns 7% of spacex? goog been killing it fr
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Nothing inspires me more than humanity's propensity for masochism after getting rinsed on leverage for the 42th time this quarter Bullish pain tolerance
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