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Sam

@ExpiredMilkSam

''You know, your mom dude...'' -TheDoo || 21 years old

 Driving in my car🚗
Joined July 2021
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I forgot to mention this because of a lot of stuff but HE IS HOME NOW He has been for almost a week now!!!!
Sam (@ExpiredMilkSam) profile pictureSam@ExpiredMilkSamMar 27
One of the kids we babysit is in the hospital doing awful. I won't go into detail but my mom started a gofundme for him. You don't have to donate anything. But we'd all greatly appreciate it. PLEASE share it. Please send prayers if you want. Please please. gofundme.com/f/aid-for-olive…
Donate to Aid for Oliver’s Family During His ICU Stay, organized by Tracy Aversano

Donate to Aid for Oliver’s Family During His ICU Stay, organized by Tracy Aversano

My name is Tracy and I'm trying to raise money to help my friends, Caitlyn … Tracy Aversano needs your support for Aid for Oliver’s Family During His ICU Stay

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seeing a notification in my twitter dms but its just fucking community notes
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cod zombie
fluff (@lowercasefluff) profile picturefluff@lowercasefluffSep 27
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VOTE CLOOLESS FOR BEST CONTENT GROUP
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@StreamerAwardsOct 28
Last year we ended voting at 1,268,000 Voters. This year we’ve already surpassed that before voting has ended. Voting ends on October 31!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE HERE IF YOU HAVENT YET, TAKES A COUPLE MINUTES I THINK. 👇👇👇👇👇👇 thestreamerawards.com
The Streamer Awards

The Streamer Awards

Official website of The Streamer Awards to submit nominations, votes, and to learn more about the show.

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D@more_dreMOct 28
Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.
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Replying to @SamandColby
You should invite @CloolessPodcast just a thought
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Pezzy@Pezzy__Oct 28
Replying to @SamandColby
myself and the boys at @CloolessPodcast like ghosts 👀
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🫧Announcing the Green Gators🫧 @CdogThePro - @blakeeeeo - @monkekingmc - @ExpiredMilkSam Watch them go chomp chomp chomp in DMG Bubbles Bonanza on November 7th at 3pm EST!🫧🫧🫧
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I miss when porn bots were like 🇲 🇾 🇳 🇪 🇫 🇦 🇷 🇮 🇴 🇺 🇸 🇳 🇮 🇵 🇵 🇱 🇪 🇸 🇮 🇳 🇧 🇮 🇴
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chatgpt? take 4 benadryl & talk to the hat man like an adult
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Yall already know #voteclooless
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The Streamer Awards (@StreamerAwards) profile pictureThe Streamer Awards
@StreamerAwardsOct 17
Who are you guys voting for?
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BIG DAY FOR INDIANA
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@DexertoOct 17
Taco Bell is opening new cafes that will serve alcoholic versions of Mountain Dew Baja Blast The drinks will be available at its new Live Más Cafe in Las Vegas, with additional locations planned for California and Indiana
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syvra@pinksyvraOct 16
"I'm buying the Hazbin bundle because I liked the show, hell I loved it"
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“love is in the air” WRONG. LETS GO GAMBLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰 WE’RE SO CLOSE TO WINNING BIG 🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰 I KNOW IT 🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰
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dont Be afraid to Reach out for Help. Even a Hamburger needs its Helper
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ً@ImAVeteran_Oct 12
Dudes named Frank will be like “let me be frank” but they already are
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My vent art 💔
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vent art
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My first attempt at CGI!! #lordverity @Horror_Skunx
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