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today i walked five miles and i had a ham and cheese panini for dinner :)

today i walked ten miles and i had hungarian goulash with garlic bread for dinner :)

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Today I walked twelve miles (minus ferries) and hopefully won't just have pretzel chips and a beer for dinner

today i walked five miles and i had a ham and cheese panini for dinner :)

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The Anti-Jimmy Fallon

Still on tour. Proving that a comedian can both suck and blow at the same time. Take that laws of physics. thecraigfergusonshow.com/tou…

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Bloodborne 2 being an Elden Ring style open world but instead of Torrent you summon a spectral penny-farthing

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Whenever Holmes is in disguise in Doyle's stories and reveals himself to Watson, I always imagine him screeching and jumping up and down like Lucille Bluth with Gene Parmesan

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Having no real commitment to Twitter while watching all this makes me feel like an albatross on the deck of the Titanic

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Let's be honest, if the Scarecrow's fear toxin was real teenagers would be taking it recreationally and recording their reactions to YouTube

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