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10 years ago, my life changed forever
And it was because of a talking raccoon and his goddamn smile
This is how and when I will die
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My Twitter worth is: $236.25
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I just discovered who visited my Twitter profile!
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Merry Christmas everyone! Be on the lookout for any raccoons that may have crawled into your presents
Rocket and Cosmo stopped by to wish @KlngClawth0rne and everyone else a Merry Christmas
Happy December, everyone!
Finally get to bust out the Christmas sweater
Anyone know where I can potentially find a raccoon that sounds like Bradley Cooper?
THERE IS NO HIGH EVOLUTIONARY! THAT’S WHY I STEPPED IN! 🎃
Firstly, @akelatakawolf, I’m coming for you
Secondly, I’d like to apologize to @alltheangelssay and the rest of Rocket’s fans for the last photo
Lastly, Thanks @JamesGunn for noticing my costume
Humanity WILL be great again. And to 89P13. Whatever rock you’re hiding under, We’re coming for you. I’m coming for you. Because today, a new age of civilizations begins.
Excuse me, I’ve got some work to do
Watch out @alltheangelssay and @KlngClawth0rne
How’s your October going?
Nothing better than making apple cider with the family
As a token of my gratitude for helping me reach 100 followers, cheers everyone
100 fellow Rocket Raccoon enthusiasts?!
Thank you so much everyone for helping me reach 100 followers. When I first created this account, I expected 50 followers maximum, so to see DOUBLE that means so much
Here’s to the next milestone
Holy shit, you guys!
One of my online friends just got engaged to his boyfriend
But that’s not all. I’m going to be the best man at the wedding
Happy 49th birthday, Dad! Thank you for making me the man I am today
There’s nobody better to travel the world with, see a Marvel movie with, or watch a wrestling show with
If anyone would like to show him some love by giving a follow, go right ahead!
He goes by @chyz13































