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#FuneralDirector #LastResponder - Received @ioftweets "Best Volunteer Fundraiser" Award in 2015 & British Citizen Award (BCAv) in 2016 for #IceBucketChallenge

Huddersfield
Joined June 2013
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My heart is broken for the family of little Noah Woods. Just absolutely devastating 💔
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We’re so close to £4,000 even though our abseil isn’t until July! Thank you @LFC for giving us the opportunity to abseil down your stadium. This is all for those we’ve loved and lost to Motor Neurone Disease. @mndassoc @MNDA_Merseyside 🧡 justgiving.com/page/mnd-mers…
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It’s a shame this is an April Fools cos you actually couldn’t take my money fast enough.
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He’s single handedly destroying the world’s economy. It’s now £1.80 per litre of diesel in large parts of the UK. But this fucking clown is dancing. Cunt!
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At 95, I'm still smokin'! 😝 I’ve learned two things: Never waste a good cigar. Never trust anyone who says you should ‘act your age.’ 😉👍🏻
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The guy who done over Ian Huntley in prison is just as bad. He raped then murdered a pregnant woman, he then murdered a mother and son. He may have done society a favour but he isn’t a hero by any stretch of the imagination. Fuck him too.
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Are you a man over 40 and you’re struggling right now? Just remember no one cares and it does get worse. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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As someone who’s a US veteran but half British, I’ve got some shit to say. During my 10 years in the Navy and Army I’ve spent a lot of time working close with NATO operatives from all over Europe. The British soldiers used to always make fun of me because I had a US flag on my shoulder, always being told (you’re In the wrong uniform). Until 2009 when I was in Afghanistan operating medevac flights from Bagram to Ramstein and we had about 60 UK soldiers being flown back, missing limbs, almost fatal wounds and even a few deaths. That was when I realized that It didn’t matter of which flag was on our uniforms, we were all brothers and sisters fighting in the common enemy. 457 British soldiers lives were lost fighting a war we asked them to jump into and you know what, they did without fuckin hesitation!! That’s what you call a true ally. A true hero. And real brother in arms. So to that fat orange piece of shit who said that they were standing “a little back off the front lines” I want to remind all of his boot licking cult members that I have a friend who’s a former royal marine, that lost his left arm and right leg for being “a little back off the front lines” and even though he’s living his life with his family, he made the ultimate sacrifice. When I spoke to him today he wasn’t just angry, he felt betrayed. I reassured him that you don’t know how grateful we are. So to all who are laughing at this………. Go FUCK YOURSELVES!!! I couldn’t be more proud to serve my country during the hell that we went through in both Iraq and Afghanistan, but I couldn’t be more prouder than serving along side my NATO forces. Because if they weren’t there, I would probably be dead today!!! FUCK TRUMP ALL THE WAY TO HELL AND HIS BOOTLICKING ASSHOLE SIDEKICKS MAY THEY ROT IN PISS!!!!!
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Long ramble: I have been mulling if I should comment on President Trump's inane comments about NATO involvement in Afghanistan. Although 35 years ago, during the US-led first Gulf War, I was lying, handcuffed & blindfolded - literally 'shoulder to shoulder' - with a US colleague on a concrete floor in an Iraqi interrogation bunker, I rather feel it should be the current generation who express any anger at the President's ludicrous, demonstrably false utterings. Which is why I earlier shared some posts from others. But perhaps I will reflect like this - I watched Trump's press conference in the wake of the terrible tragedy when a US helicopter collided with a civilian airliner last January in disbelief. 64 people lost their lives but it seemed to be about him - his expertise, his knowledge, what he thought had happened. Much of what he said was incorrect. So I realised back then that it was going to be pointless trying to analyse any upcoming word-salads. Everything is clearly about him; his expertise in every subject, his grasp of all situations. His need to say something, anything, to show he is the best, the cleverest, the smartest, the most knowledgeable kid on the block. The pub-bore, the braggart, the know-it-all, pontificates on anything and everything in the hope of bolstering their own, clearly very low, self-esteem. I wonder that, in the President's mind, that it doesn't matter if what he says is factually correct? I wonder if he knows, understands, even cares, what is true? He is saying some words, which in his mind, seems to suggest that he's important and people will admire him, laud him. The fact that everyone around him then applauds this character trait, thanking him for his 'leadership' at every turn, just amplifies his desire, his need to continue. He's got want he wants - in his mind - attention, praise, admiration. So to sum up, trying to analyse Trump's ramblings is like trying to play chess with a pigeon. Somewhat interesting at first, but ultimately, truly pointless and rather frustrating. To those he has hurt, insulted, vilified, I send you my deepest condolences for your loss, and gratitude for your service.
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People work 8–10 hours a day, 5 days a week for someone else’s profit. Then they spend 4 hours at night staring at screens. Basically, living for weekends + 4 weeks PTO on repeat until age 65. While the government takes 25–30% their income. And we’re told this is “normal.”
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Sorry to interrupt your scrolling but, i hope life gets better for you
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Dear kids, this is John Candy. He was awesome.
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£100 GIVEAWAY…If Gian van Veen wins the PDC World Darts Champioship tonight at the Ally Pally then one of you gets a hundred nicker. Just follow + retweet to enter (over 18’s T+C’s apply)
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A job offer with better pay, better hours, and a healthier environment is coming your way in 2026
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I once promised the entire country that I was going to cut energy bills by £300, but they went up by £187 instead.
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Tom for King of the Jungle!! #ImACeleb
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