Finesse Dangerstorm

I hope the public is ready for my YouTube series, Beyond Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction; where I sit in a dark room surrounded by relevant props and summarize 5 stories supposedly from BB:FF and you have to guess which ones were on the show and which I made up

unhinged power couple idea: Mr. Bean and Amelia Bedelia

funny that the Heat Miser and Snow Miser call themselves misers since they are both quite generous with sharing their respective elements!!

Are all my clothes strewn haphazardly on the floor, or is it a Big Art Attack?

society needs a new fun, giant lie like Santa Claus, that could really bring us all together

Why is Eugene Levy in these Sleep Country ads and not Christine Magee in elaborate prosthetics playing a sleep paralysis demon?? It's like they don't want my money!!

Update: I have decided to start pronouncing 'nature' the way some people pronounce mature, like "na-toor". And yeah, I guess you *could* say I'm ready for an exciting summer!

If the neighbours ask that's not me singing "small achievable goals" to the tune of "poor unfortunate souls"

we need to reboot antiques roadshow canada, and coincidentally i will be the perfect host

The only reason I'd go see Materialists would be if it meant Pluto TV would stop playing that ad every ad break

my only new year's resolution is to finally understand that game minesweeper

i think this just might be the christmas i finally release my hit single, "I Have a Crush on Santa Claus"

all I want for christmas is to never see that trivago ad on tubi again

Why isn't anyone talking to me about The Skulls

this hallowe'en, instead of giving out candy i think i will put a rocking chair on the front porch and tell the children of the horrors of being an adult

if only I could completely and truly dissociate from myself I think I could have a really good life

I assume God didn't give me dimples bc He knew I would use them for evil. The dimpled get away w so much I stg

Why are The Philosopher Kings so underrated??! Their songs and vibe in general are so, so good like wtf was happening here that they're not household names??

they don't tell you this, but the truth is when your eye is twitching that's actually when you need the most caffeine

there should be a letterboxd for reviewing episodes of the outer limits (1995)