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A retired bottle girl who still listens to GNX

Oakland zoo
Joined October 2011
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Beyoncé - Upgrade U (feat. JAŸ-Z)
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This man knew EVERY WORD Styles P was spitting! 🔥💯
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The Sephora Sale starts tomorrow! 🛍️ Send me all your skincare and product questions, and I’ll help you find the right products for your skin + shop your wishlist!
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Me after turning on my camera and unmuting mic to say “nothing from my end, thanks”
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Here’s my ask: Vote early, then text three people and ask if they have a plan. Let’s win this.
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can't make assumptions anymore about people's politics bc libs and leftists often dress like early 2000s republicans (e.g., carpenter pants, western shirt, cowboy boots) and today's conservatives often dress like early 2000s democrats (e.g., slim chinos, minimalist sneakers)
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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an incredible UNO reverse here
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YEaXel lenDenBoRG(ah)
Need E-40 to say Yaxel Lendeborg
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A professional game bein’ played @ 9:30 in the morning on a Thursday is odd & disrespectful.. Do better WNBA..
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We could win this game and have a parade by the time they get back to California
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32 years ago today, Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas Is You" was released as a single.
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Happy A boogie day to all that celebrate
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ICE protecting internationally wanted criminals who show up seeking asylum is so bizarre. Sure why not? It's the Gestapo. But it's not even trying to maintain an image of being ICE.
To think we haven’t hit rock bottom yet
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BREAKING: The Federal Reserve has not changed rates, remaining at 3.75% - 4.00%
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DJ Toomp heard a Playaz Circle song and told 2Chainz he loved it so much he was going to use the same sample. He ended up remaking the same exact beat and sample, he gives it to Jay-Z who then puts it on American Gangster and it steps on any chance of it becoming their follow up single to Duffle Bag Boy. Years later 2Chainz asks Jay for a feature and he declines… 2Chainz hates Toomp til this day. 😂
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Wow RIP
BAKERSFIELD, Calif. (AP) — Dolores Huerta, United Farmworkers co-founder and civil rights icon, has died, her family says.
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Feeling.
12 years ago Future released his classic mixtape “Monster” with executive production by Metro Boomin. What’s your favorite track?
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10 Years Ago Today, @Jeezy Released His Album ‘Trap Or Die 3’ 🔥⛽️
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