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"I pull up in a Lemon" -Pharrell Take that how you will πŸ‘€πŸ‹πŸ“ˆ
DeVonta Smith (hamstring), Dontayvion Wicks (ankle) not seen participating in practice again Friday.
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I think it's worth stashing Travis Hunter this week ahead of the week 8 games. Jaguars are coming off their bye week. Even though he played limited offensive snaps in week 6, he dropped a pretty baller line of 4-59-1. And more importantly, he looked fucking AWESOME. Worth the low % chance they decide to prioritize him on offense moving forward πŸ‘€
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Reminder: just because Josh Downs requested a trade, that doesn't mean he's getting traded πŸ’― I'm not speculating on whether he will or won't. I'm just saying to take all of these trade reports with a grain of salt. Just gotta see what happens between now and the deadline πŸ’―
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Full PPR league... which side of this trade would you take? Team 1: JSN Team 2: Nabers + Chuba
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Al Michaels has struggled to effectively capture the electricity of massive plays, game swinging moments, etc. on TNF. That said, I didn't think this was a bad moment at all. They're referencing an ongoing inside joke this season, where they've commented how silly the "go for it" analytics seem in some situations. (And tbh I agree with that sentiment lol)
Kirk Herbstreit: "I'm with you. I don't think, personally, it's worth the risk. But with the world that you've created with analytics..." Al Michaels: "That I've created? Get out of town, clown." πŸˆπŸŽ™οΈ
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I'm kind of surprised that I haven't heard any trade buzz around Dontayvion Wicks. I doubt he's a part of their long-term plans. Seems like he'd be a great target for the Chiefs (or any WR needy team). And knowing Howie, I'm sure he can get more than he spent on him πŸ€”
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There's no way in hell that Kansas City took on that nightmare of a PR hit on just to keep Harrison Butker as their starter lmao. I would be SHOCKED if Justin Tucker isn't their starter this week. And if I'm wrong, then what a remarkably awful choice by their organization 🀣
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F it, Christian Watson to Many Men
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My favorite thing about Packers fans is that they actually think Jordan Love is a top 5 quarterback. I find it incredibly endearing πŸ₯°
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Jordan Love throws too many yolo balls. Once they start playing good teams, that will be an issue (and has already been been an issue in Packers losses this season). He needs to just take what's available more often. If he can improve in that area, Packers will be scary. Until then, as always, they'll just be fake contenders. Just my two cents πŸ§€
Jordan Love in his last 4 games: 1,205 passing yards 8 TD, 3 INT 3-1 record Most passing yards over a 4-game span within a single season in his career.
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At what point do coaches stop listening to the "analytics" and just do what makes sense on a case by case basis? Panthers going for 2 there seemed incredibly dumb and unnecessary... "buT tHE aNalYTicS!" So dumb 🀣
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if this guy plays and is in a 3 way time share... i've seen enough it's time to fire mike lafleur. he's either healthy and you should feed your superstar 1.03 overall pick. or he should sit out another week. no more RBBCs with bum journeyman 🀣
Jeremiyah Love (ankle) limited in practice again Thursday.
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well fuck me. what a move by the bears 🐻
Pelissero: Jeffery Simmons traded to the Bears.
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Full PPR leagues... Derrick Henry or Jonathan Taylor ROS? πŸ€” Henry gets Lamar back this week. But his ypc, explosive runs, and success rate are all down this year. Is age finally catching up with him? Or is it just a snoop huntley issue? JT just lost Quenton Nelson - big loss. He's about to lose Josh Downs on offense. And losing Buckner on defense means other teams can run it on the Colts even more (which could slightly decrease the total opportunities available). I think I would slightly give the edge to JT, especially because I think he could be a true league shifter if he gets traded to Minnesota or Bengals. But damn I'm having a hard time with that one lol πŸ€”
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I feel like my mind gives the edge to JT but my heart gives the edge to Derrick Henry lol
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Brutal news. Rest up Jaylin Noel. Fantasy wise, it makes me low key interested in sending out some buy low offers on Marvin Harrison and/or Nico. Noel was limited snaps but still earned a lot of targets and air yards while playing πŸ‘€
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if i'm the vikings, i would just trade for braelon allen. 22 years old. cheap contract. and probably costs way less than jonathan taylor. guy just showed enough in those 4 games with the jets for me to believe he could be a star in the right environment πŸ’―
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Death, taxes, and the Jets not getting proved right that Aaron Glenn is a good head coach 🀝
Aaron Glenn could finish out the season as the Jets HC, per @DanGrazianoESPN β€œMost people I talk to think Aaron Glenn will get to coach through the end of this season before the team evaluates the two-year sample and decides whether to bring him back for a third. Glenn has some things going for him that Robert Saleh didn't, mainly his connection with the franchise from his time as a Jets player. Ownership likes Glenn and wants to be proved right about him being a good head coach.”
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Andy Reid basically paraphrasing Triple H from the Vince McMahon documentary on Netflix: "Are we the sick fucks for signing Justin Tucker? Or are you the sick fucks for continuing to love watching us play despite signing him?" πŸ€”
Andy Reid on Justin Tucker signing, via @ByNateTaylor: "He's done his suspension. ... I'll leave it at that. ... We try to do our homework the best way we can. Make sure things are OK."
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Take all of these trade reports with a grain of salt. This is 100% just NFL GM's playing puppet master, and using beat reporters and "insiders" as part of their gamesmanship.
Graziano: Tony Pollard believed to be more likely to be dealt than Jonathan Taylor or Saquon Barkley.
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