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#BNNFINALE
Blaseball has come to a close, and with it, we see an end to BNN. Thank you everyone who contributed your thoughts and words to us for one last go around.
No powers ranked, no estimations, just our community's Closing Thoughts.
blaseball.news/2023/06/14/bl…
Forsythia Helltiger retweeted
[pepito belongs to baseball [and i belong to pepito [i am pepito]] so i can't bring her with me as i leave but her spirit lives on !! please view pierre. i think you may enjoy viewing him. for reasons entirely unrelated to pepito i promito]
Forsythia Helltiger retweeted
The Blaseball Discord is closing in less than an hour. Get in your spitposts now.
Forsythia Helltiger retweeted
WHERE ARE THEY NOW (my blasesonas)
-WOWW FOREVER and his husband are living out of one of T-Drac’s castles and are being gay
-CHICAGO FIREFIGHTERS RAIDEN actually faked his death in Miami to take down the Patriots
-CLAWLUMBO renewed his vows and also cracked a case (of modelos)
Replying to @FHelltiger
WHERE ARE THEY NOW:
- Basia Vines retired from being the "Shadow The Hedgehog of Baseball" to become the lead bassist of landfill indie band The Stone Femmes
- Forsythia is living in a van down by the river
Forsythia Helltiger retweeted
Blaseball has ended. I made another edition of the New York Crimes to cover the news from the @nymillenials perspective. Wrote my own little lore bits about the end of the fake sport that I've loved since 2020. @blaseball @thegameband #blaseball

ALT Replica of the New York Times front page, called The New York Crimes. Headline: Internet League Blaseball ceases play. New York Millennials left wondering: "Did we kill another industry?" Smaller headline: "I guess Blaseball's rent was too dang high," say Mills fans. Other headline: Battin' Island begins descent. See rest of email thread for more description.
Forsythia Helltiger retweeted
A farewell to #Blaseball and a collection of thoughts, memories, and other nice ramblings.
youtu.be/5KumNM4aeQc
Forsythia Helltiger retweeted
Blaseball and it’s community allowed me to become comfortable with who I am and who I love. To honor this I will bang dilfs the reg
Forsythia Helltiger retweeted
Hey everyone,
With the announcement today that Blaseball is shutting down, we'd like to do something special.
Even if you've never written for us, we invite you all to submit a blurb for our Blaseball CLOSING THOUGHTS.
Info in our general conversation channel in our Discord.




























