𝘔𝘐𝘈𝘜~~ 𝘔𝘐𝘈𝘜~~

——𝐌𝐢𝐚𝐮 𝐌𝐢𝐚𝐮!

——𝐀𝐬 𝐈𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐬 a.w man , its late and people are going to bed . dangit . s.ad car .

u.h oh , the cat is being all naughty again . i suppose being lonely at night simply doesnt fit well with the cat so now here she is , baiting more suckers into giving up their delicious essence . s.he probably wont be stopping anytime soon , its best to just ignore her . miau

a.nd now the cheshire is wondering where the gargoyle has been , coulda saved alot of time if she knew a food source like this was just out and about ! 💦 what is she waiting for then ? lets have an unforgettable week ! ~

i. hope she truly knows what she is asking for with this , cheshires are incredibly energetic . if she is truly willing to spill her essence and give in , well, the cheshire should give her an experience to remember ! hope her schedule is cleared for a few days at least .

o.f course not , that would be incredibly rude of her ! to tempt the cat with such delicious food and then walk away ! though , of course , the cat already decided she would be spending more time with the gargoyle so thank goodness the feeling seems to be mutual 💜

t.he cat is always thirsty and ready for more . its why an amount like that is merely a treat , there is no end to a cheshire's appetite . and she will happily keep drinking till you beg her to stop . . s.he wont stop . especially if all of it is gonna be that delicious . . .

t.o think she would go out of her way just to treat the silly lil cat ! she will be sure to savour it to its fullest ! i.t was all gone within a few minutes . . .

h.ow to befriend a cheshire 101 ! j.ust offer her a drink ! something thick , gooey and hopefully warm ! i.ts the easiest way to get atleast one of them on friendly terms ! j.ust dont be surprised if you find her coming back for more , and more , and e.h you get the jist .

——𝐀𝐬 𝐈𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐬 i. complained and now my internet is working again , like all things in life . just gotta bitch before it fixes itself . i. hate this place so goddamn much . but now maybe i can actually do what i want to do , assuming i find more images .

——𝐀𝐬 𝐈𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐬 I. WANNA POST BUT MY INTERNET WONT FUCKING LET ME . i.m gonna have a generational crashout , nothing sends if i try and include an image . and it can barely load any other images or videos . w.hen i get my fucking provider , when i get my hands on them .

——𝐀𝐬 𝐈𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐬 i. sure love being lazy and not doing anything . i cant even make up excuses for inactivity , im just lowkey stupid and easily distracted . that being said , i may also make another account but im not sure yet . cause i like the cat , but i wanna be more . . .

d.espite how big her paws are and how sharp her claws are , i can only assure that they are really soft ! and yes , the cat may make biscuits if she is happy but shes usually too . . . preoccupied with other things when she gets happy . or doing other things with them . .

——i. think im gonna lay down and start reading before i have more weird thoughts .

y.ou think if i ride a victor too roughly , i could trigger his ult and now i have to scramble away before my ass gets fried ? or could i tank it and keep going ? i. think i could tank it , probably . no , definitely could . i. think i need to sleep , its getting to me .

m.ost cheshires cats in the outside world abstain from kissing ! this is mostly because their saliva is an incredibly potent aphrodisiac . one drop and it will probably be a few hours before you can even think again . so dont drink it . its much better on the skin , feels nice !

——𝐀𝐬 𝐈𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐬 o.h boy , i sure hope my tl is interesting to scroll through ! t.he nefarious and evil bestiality and pedophilia i. gotta start checkin who im following way closer cause they seem so innocent then they reposting and doing that . l.ike damn 😔