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Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out. —George Carlin #Vote @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear #Photography #model #erotica #masculinity

Once you put bacon into a salad it's no longer a salad, it just becomes a game of find the bacon in the lettuce. It's like you're panning for gold, hmmmmm, EUREKA! -Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman

When our bed is made, it's covered in 40 pillows-like we're stockpiling ammo for the global pillow fight. - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear #Photography #model

Isn't it strange -- when you're single, all you see is couples, and when you're part of a couple, all you see are hookers. - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear #Photos

You ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither. - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear #Photography #model #erotica #artgay #masculinity #Homoerotica #hotmen

When you hear bacon cooking....that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking....that's applause. - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear #Photography #model #erotica #artgay

There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'. - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear #Photography

I was looking at a bottle of water; they have nutritional facts printed on the side. You know, I'm no chemist, but I have a rough idea what's in water. - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman

If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house? - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear #Photography #model #erotica #artgay #masculinity

Kale is a superfood and it’s special power is tasting bad.- Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear #Photography #model #artgay #masculinity #Homoerotica #hotmen #bonerbulge

The Pearly Gates. Am I the only one who finds it odd that Heaven has gates? What kind of neighborhood is Heaven in? - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear #Photography

Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen. - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images #Photography

The hardest part of the day is all the stuff after I open my eyes in the morning. - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear #Photography #model #erotica #artgay #masculinity

My wife always asks me why I don't make the bed. And I respond with the same reason why I don't tie my shoes after I take them off. - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you. - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear #Photography #model #erotica #masculinity #Homoerotica

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon. - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear #Photography #model #erotica #artgay #masculinity

My nephew's always crying. I'm like, 'Dude, why are you crying? Your life is great. All you do is eat apple sauce and take dumps. That's your day. - Hannibal Buress @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman

I'm a dumb guy. My point of view is limited. - Hannibal Buress @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear #Photography #model #erotica #artgay #masculinity #Homoerotica #hotmen #bonerbulge

There have been times I've been out, and my phone battery is at nine percent, and I was like, 'Time to go home.' - Hannibal Buress @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear #Photography

I applied for a job at Starbucks. One of the questions was, 'Why do you want to work at Starbucks?' Uh, because my life is in shambles. - Hannibal Buress @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images