🏳️‍⚧️ * ⋮ ɱaℓ ɱaℓ

now HWAT in the nine rings is she doing with a baby — pausing for a whole of two seconds. " who's white baby is this ? "

no need to worry , mallory. no other has gained my attention quite like you have.

i do , believe me. i’ve missed your rambunctious nature.

i know , i know. still , we have to mind our manners. ( sliding a satin lined digit underneath the material around her neck , delivering a quick tug. ) right ?

how forward of you , mal. i expected more.

now why would i do such a thing ? the baby is resting at the moment and i would hate to cause a disturbance.

ᅠ you’re⠀⠀⠀⠀still⠀⠀⠀⠀a⠀⠀⠀⠀child,⠀⠀⠀⠀you⠀⠀⠀⠀have⠀⠀⠀⠀your⠀⠀⠀⠀whole⠀⠀⠀⠀life⠀⠀⠀⠀ahead⠀⠀⠀⠀of⠀⠀⠀⠀you,⠀⠀⠀⠀don’t⠀⠀⠀⠀wish⠀⠀⠀⠀it⠀⠀⠀⠀away. ᅠ

⠀⠀⠀ Who want me ⠀⠀⠀

tell yer pops ta hmu

ˋ sounds fun , don’t it ? we still gotta see if you can do it. ˊ

no , tf ??

ˋ it’s a surprise attack , ya lunge ta yer target from tha shadows an’ go straight fer tha throat ! if ya don’t bite too hard , you can make ‘em watch ya eat ‘em like tha buzzards. ˊ

He’s offering a cup of tea to the reader.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀. . why are you asking . * 🤨 ⠀ ⠀

hah! no, no. no need for that. in fact, if you ever see such a thing, assume it’s all for show. why do you ask, hm? looking for a job?

that’s what she wants to see , so cue a delighted pat to her head. ˋ great ! ah’ even have a few new tricks ta show ya. ˊ