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𝒕𝖊𝖒𝖕 𝒑𝖎𝖓. independent portrayal of bobby drake, iceman of the x-men. comics & headcanons based. match length. mature themes may be present. minors do not interact.

why are you not barking for me.

yawn HI.

what is a bottom and why is it up?

buy me a box of chocolates and we can watch a crappy movie from one of the prof's cassettes.

um. right. what you said. got that. kinda knew that. or, well, figured that one out. probably would skip that chapter if it was in a book. so much for bedtime story. but hey. thanks wolvie. real big and just SWEET of ya.

( 🤔 ) heard it, read it, learnt about it. nice try, claws. mm. what exactly about it is sleep-inducing?

oh, you GOTTA watch it. it's this whole, okay y'know what, we'll watch it. AYE. amazing. let me just get comfortable, and... there!

but i like hearing your tales from when you busted america's ass or did one of those amazing race runs but before the show was an actual thing. i like your grumbles. y'know you wanna, big guy.

hello. who wants to read me a bedtime story? for science reasons, obviously.

you know what, you're right. we're damn good friends.

we're terrible people. we'll save the day tomorrow ( 😅 ).

it's... so hard... to ( 😅 )...

shouldn't we... stop them or... hm ( 🫢 ).

now that's just so damn rude ( 🍿 ). nibble.

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING IN THE DANGER ROOM.

umm. uh. he should do it more often? sorry, scott ( 🥺 )...