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Bored mayonnaise enthusiast. May have visited this slum before as your boy MetricButtload.

Louisiana
Joined September 2021
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Spring has sprung.
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If he tries to think too hard it smells like burning cabbage.
Biden had to have “I was not articulating a change in policy” written verbatim on a notecard so he wouldn’t screw it up… and he still screwed it up
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Top notch journalism. That’s what this is.
PBS reporter to Joe Biden: "You have more foreign policy experience than any president who has ever held this office." #Journalism
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This is, of course, a big fucking lie.
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Unpopular opinion: all capital gains taxes are a form of theft and should make everyone flip all the fucking tables. Taxes on unrealized gains is the highest order bullshit yet. Tax my current gains. I presume that means unrealized losses will offset. And fuck off.
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This is the wrongest fucking take possible.
"Unrealized" throws people off when it comes to capital gains. If you bought $10,000 worth of a stock and it goes to $1 million, you're a lot wealthier, even if you haven't actually liquidated it yet. The gains may be tricky when it comes to taxes, but they're still real.
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We travel a lot, but haven’t made it to Hawaii together. I got there on a submarine once, then Iniki hit, so that doesn’t count.
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Looking to surprise Shug with a nice trip. Leaning hard at Hawaii, ‘cause we had a trip planned for Maui cancelled by the plague. Need a rec for something cool.
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The mating call of a loser:
The myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people and people of color that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
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You also coddle violent criminals and homeless addicts.
In Oregon, we say gay. I'm horrified and outraged by the anti-LGBTQIA+ legislation that was just signed in Florida, making schools a less safe space for LGBTQIA+ kids. Oregon will always be a safe, inclusive, and welcoming place — no matter one’s sexual orientation or identity.
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We are going after "billionaires" is a trick they use to get you to give up your principles so they can come after you. The govt isn't looking to hire 87,000 new IRS agents because of "billionaires". They aren't going after the wealthy, they are creating barriers for you.
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she’s not gonna sleep with you, Will
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Jenny was awful.
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36 hour sous vide at 160°. Ice bath. A day in the fridge. Three hours on smoke at 225°. I swear.
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Okay. Cheating from now on.
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Unpopular opinion: Ingrid Bergman - kinda hot.
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May put my head through a wall today. Just know that wall fucking had it coming.
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Have I mentioned to y’all lately how much I love Sweet Sue’s chicken and dumplings?
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