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London
Joined July 2009
That’s a teapot full of squash. Someone stole our jugs and cups during the off season @ThatsSoVillage
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@ThatsSoVillage Best seats in the park for Bank Hol cricket. Thankfully the sight screen is low despite the floral adornments. @ActoniansCC #badgerwatch
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On the way, one of our younger players started puking in the back of the car. Child locks were on. On arrival, there was a football team practicing on the outfield and a couple carrying a sofa by the boundary. No oppo. 10 mins before start: 10 oppo - missing 11th had the stumps.
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Shame that the autofocus went for the stumps. Kew Green is even better looking than the slog sweep for 6.
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