I make jokes about horror movies, sometimes they're funny. Horror fan and pop culture aficionado He/him. LGTBQIA+ Ally. BLM. ๐ต๐ธ #HorrorCommunity
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I also added the fundraiser that @hope_terror started for Penelope to my bio. Please consider giving if you can.
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Ok #MutantFam #FFB #MutantMuscle, listen up.
We are not doing the Christmas card exchange.
We are doing something better!
As many know, @hope_terror has a cousin who is battling cancer. They do not celebrate Christmas, so I thought we could, instead, send funny cards.
In retaliation for Christmas's continued encroachment into October, November is now 2nd October! The Halloween season name stays!
#SecondOctober
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Looking for a unique seasonal cocktail? Get some dry ice, & mix up our โQuatermassโ cocktail
from Ep.71, โThe Quatermass Xperimentโ
In shaker w/ice mix:โจ1.5oz. Vodkaโจ.75oz.Honey Syrup (50/50 honey & warm water)โจ.75 oz. Lime Juiceโจ2oz. Apple Cider/Juice
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Itโs time to get into the #Christmas spirit by listening to or reading my book, The House on Christmas Street! a.co/d/0f7Wpliy. I narrate the audiobook! And itโs on #kindle for just .99! As @therealjoebob would say, check it out! #MutantFam
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Tonight on #ColdCaseLive! The team investigates the 1983 explosion that killed a housewife as her now grown daughter seeks revenge. Join us for "Gleen" at 9p ET on Roku Channel. See you soon!
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Hey, those of you watching โDonโt be afraid of the darkโ (1973) on #Svengoolie tonight MIGHT be interested to know that it was the subject of our 154th podcast episode back July,2025. Hear our thought about creepy little goblins! Listen here: buzzsprout.com/679904/episodโฆ
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Ending my redhead's month with 1996's "Bordello of Blood." A movie about Katherine who hires a PI, Rafe, to find her missing brother only to find out there's a brothel in town run by vampires while also tackling the human psyche and the seven deadly sins
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TRUMP: Nobody knows DUMB has a B. I canโt believe it took me 9 years to figure it out.
Itโs official! Heโs a fucking moron.
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If youโd like to hear our newest podcast episode, โtune inโ to Ep.173, โFrom Hell it cameโ (1957). Itโs the story of a cursed walking monster tree stump. And QUICKSAND, lots and lots of quicksand. Listen here for our thoughts on this gem: buzzsprout.com/679904/episodโฆ
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I've never had this problem before. Everyone is getting a NO TICKETS AVAILABLE message on the San Francisco website. Apparently there's only one way to get to the seating chart and it's with this direct link. Scroll to the bottom. drafthouse.com/sf/show/joe-bโฆ
His kindness and compassion made the world a better place.
Thank you, Sir Patrick.
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to:
Johns Hopkins Alzheimerโs Disease Research Center Fund ย ย
alzresearch.org/giving/
Alzheimerโs Foundation of America Caregiver Resources ย ย
alzfdn.org/donate/
Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to:
Johns Hopkins Alzheimerโs Disease Research Center Fund ย ย
alzresearch.org/giving/
Alzheimerโs Foundation of America Caregiver Resources ย ย
alzfdn.org/donate/
Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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We got most of the bills taken care of, got Doc his food & meds, we are now out of food though since our EBT was cut so I an accepting help with getting groceries if I can. I'm so sorry... the end of the month is hard.
I can't wait until my disability finally goes through.. ๐ฉ
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Host: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: In the '70s I was too young to get go to South America for the Jonestown massacre, so this is as close as I'll get. There's nothing like seeing a cult up close.
Host: Alright, maybe this is not a Trump supporter
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Tales From the Crypt Presents: Demon Knight (1995)
Forgot to post my #ScareSeasonChallenge movie the last couple of days but I watched The Invitation (2015) and A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night for the directed by a woman category &
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Demon Knight is my choice for the second slot in the directed by a person of color category. Which completes the #ScareSeasonChallenge. Thanks to @movie_mea for putting it together!
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