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Faiz

@FaizAlavi

An Malaysian comedian that does comms work, PR and am very into motorsports. DMs are open for whatever. 🍉🍉

 Kuala Lumpur Federal Territory
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Joined April 2012
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2017 Vs 2023 It's insane how much proper diet, training and discipline can achieve with the fact that lockdowns caused me to eat more than I ever had.
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Orbis (@_heral_fog) profile pictureOrbis@_heral_fogNov 4
RAM too expensive so they're hiring dudes sit next to computer and remember things
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moku@mokudesukaNov 6
Tunku Abd Rahman:
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Fabricio Nakata (@FabricioNakata) profile pictureFabricio Nakata
@FabricioNakataNov 5
China puts data centers in Malaysia to get access to compute they can't get in China due to sanctions. The US puts data centers in Malaysia because every state bans data centers. AGI happens. Malaysia nationalizes all the data centers and becomes the sole hegemon of the world.
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fuck it.. Florence Pugh as James Bond
Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) profile pictureFilm Updates
@FilmUpdatesNov 5
Florence Pugh photographed by Annie Leibovitz for Jaguar.
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Lmao this app has been incredible the last 24 hours
The Account Formerly Known As (@Doc_Texas) profile pictureThe Account Formerly Known As
@Doc_TexasNov 4
Texas & Georgia turning into blue states.
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oh fuck yeah we got a trans woman in- NIGGA WHICH STATE????????
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseNov 4
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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"Carrick was right" 🔴👏 Bruno Fernandes gave an open, honest assessment after United's 3-2 win over Roma 🗣️
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@Mo_utdredNov 3
I'm ready
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Manchester United (@ManUtd) profile pictureManchester United
@ManUtdNov 3
A #UCL night at Old Trafford awaits 🏟️✨
Ayden Heaven features on the matchday graphic for United v Roma at Old Trafford in the Champions League on Tuesday 3 November (20:00 GMT).

ALT Ayden Heaven features on the matchday graphic for United v Roma at Old Trafford in the Champions League on Tuesday 3 November (20:00 GMT).

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PUT HER ON THE MEN'S TEAM
ESPN UK (@ESPNUK) profile pictureESPN UK
@ESPNUKNov 2
Man United started the season with back-to-back defeats. Now Eva Olid has them on a 10-game unbeaten run. Trust the process 👏📈
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Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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I want carrick to show what manchurian fists feel like to that rat fuck
𓃵PJ (@whereisPJJJ) profile picture𓃵PJ
@whereisPJJJNov 2
🚨💣 𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Michael Carrick and Bruno Fernandes nearly got into a physical fight in front of Manchester United players after a heated argument over losing 9 matches on a role😭 The incident reportedly happened after Carrick challenged Bruno over his leadership, questioning how the team could continue suffering defeats despite having experienced players in the squad. Bruno reportedly took the criticism badly and fired back at Carrick, insisting that he was not the only player responsible for Manchester United’s poor performances. Things quickly got out of control as both men stood face to face, exchanging angry words while other players watched in disbelief. Bruno reportedly refused to back down, and several teammates had to step in to prevent the argument from turning into an actual fight. Following the incident, Bruno is reportedly considering stepping down as Manchester United captain, believing he has been unfairly blamed for the club’s struggles. The situation has reportedly left the dressing room tense.
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Ai is getting crazy
Ireoluwa (@swhat03) profile pictureIreoluwa
@swhat03Nov 2
Lewis Hamilton chose an intimate family dinner, surrounded by a close circle of friends and family, as the perfect moment to propose to his soon-to-be wife, Kim Kardashian. “From the very first time I met Kim, I knew she was the one for me. I don’t care if she’s been married 3 times before. what the public says about a person doesn’t define who they truly are. She loves me, and that’s all that matters. This proposal is a symbol of my commitment to Kim and the wonderful family that comes with her.”
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I hate this guy
cal (@themaincal) profile picturecal@themaincalNov 2
imagine getting paid millions to be james bond and kiss margaret qualley, only to clock off and go home to dua lipa. sick of this bloke already.
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I ask nothing but to make this happen and make my club good again.
𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒 (@StretfordEndT_) profile picture𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒
@StretfordEndT_Nov 1
🚨💣 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Saudi private investors are reportedly preparing a takeover bid for Manchester United, with Cristiano Ronaldo set to become the FACE of the CLUB PRESIDENT! The proposed takeover could happen after Ronaldo retires, potentially in 2027. 👀 (@SkySportPL)
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Prolly stole this idea too
Hisom🏴‍☠️ (@Hisomtheboat) profile pictureHisom🏴‍☠️
@HisomtheboatOct 31
Rihanna and Asap Rocky dressed up as Naruto x Hinata for Halloween😍
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Our board is MAGA & Reform and we wonder why the club is run horribly 😭
CentreGoals. (@centregoals) profile pictureCentreGoals.
@centregoalsOct 30
🚨🚨| NEW: Manchester United director Edward Glazer has donated $200,000 to Donald Trump’s Republican Party ahead of the US midterm elections. 🇺🇸💰 [@MattHardyJourno]
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>Оппозиция предлагает создать «Министерство неудовлетворённых женщин» для повышения рождаемости >Спикер правительства спрашивает, будут ли там их матери >Драка SOOOQAAAA HAHAHAHA
Nicolás Ríos (@tutifrutiauruti) profile pictureNicolás Ríos@tutifrutiaurutiOct 29
Meanwhile en Armenia: - La oposición propone crear un "Ministerio de Mujeres insatisfechas" para mejorar las tasas de natalidad. - El portavoz del Gobierno les pregunta si van a estar sus madres. El resto es historia y una oda al parlamentarismo post-soviético. Enjoy.
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Si ils décident de porter leurs couilles pour la sortir exactement comme ça et qu'ils mettent un moteur autre que le Puretech Je fais un crédit
LONGUE VIE À TOUS MENNÉS ❤️ (@CaminoTV) profile pictureLONGUE VIE À TOUS MENNÉS ❤️
@CaminoTVOct 30
Peugeot 204 rétro futuriste, le concept est doux
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I once knew a Finnish man who loved his daughter so much he almost told her
Embassy of Finland in the US 🇫🇮 (@FinlandinUSA) profile pictureEmbassy of Finland in the US 🇫🇮
@FinlandinUSAOct 30
It's becoming nightmarish... for the Finns. Happy Halloween from the Embassy of Finland! 🎃
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United's lineup against Chelsea got leaked a day early ffs
Marian (@Marian20114931) profile pictureMarian@Marian20114931Apr 8
Cwel, dziwka, kurwa, małpa, cipa, śmieć, pedał, pedofil, gej, pizda, syn kurwy
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@autocarOct 30
The Audi Quattro is BACK - and this Brit-born monster comes with a 10,000rpm V8 twist... 🤯 autocar.co.uk/car-news/new-c…
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