Stan Bowman

Viktor Arvidsson health update: he's either back to full health and will play tomorrow or he's dead and might not play again until the playoffs start.

I don't really understand how PTOs work so I've invited Cale Makar to our training camp.

I'm drafting the contract that will fix our defensive depth. Is it Nikita Nikitin or Nikitin Nikita???

Look I'm not saying that I'm the best General Manager in the entire NHL but Leon is signed and there have been 0 sexual assault scandals (that I know) since I've been here

The $14M per year is the amount that we were prepared to pay Broberg if he wasn't such a traitorous jerk

Bad news Oilers fans. Turns out Doug Armstrong snuck into my office and switched the contract right before Leon and I signed yesterday. The upcoming season will be Leon's last as an Edmonton Oiler.

Leon still thinks that the Rocky Mountains are just outside of Edmonton 🤫🏔️

Honestly the only reason we're keeping Leon Draisaitl in Oilers organization is because Doug Armstrong didn't really want him

Leon initially wanted $12.5M per year, but I told him that's only $3M more than what Seth Jones earns.

Pissy for 8 more years!

So hungry. Stupid Doug Armstrong stole my lunch today and tried to sell it back to me for triple the cost.

My main goal was acquiring Ty Emberson so mission accomplished as far as I'm concerned.

Evander Kane keeps telling me that he's feeling fit and healthy as if he doesn't know that I'm really good at ignoring what my players say

I fleeced Mike Grier so hard with this Cody Cecil trade his shoulder popped out.

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Update: I haven’t decided anything yet. I’m still in the angry muttering “@#%$! Doug Armstrong” under my breath phase.

John McDonough said he would take care of signing our RFAs and ONCE AGAIN he drops the ball so I get blamed and need to clean up the mess sigh

I'm disgusted that Phil Broberg and that other guy would sign with another team considering everything that I've personally done for them.