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Me explaining the relationships of the entire #PumpRules cast beginning with season one, episode one, scene one on today's episode of the podcast (available here: anchor.fm/faketvcritic/episo…)
"Fruitgate is not real."
- Dumbass who literally had fruit thrown at her during fruitgate #TheTraitorsUS
Me finally realizing, an hour into #WinterWonderlanes, that Jason looks so familiar because he's Cliff from Heated Rivalry.
Ngl this renewal kinda ruins the whole vibe of the current season. #AHS13
'American Horror Story' Renewed For Season 14 At FX deadline.com/2026/10/america…
I'd love a whole movie full of Philly sports references and Kelce cameos, but we know Hallmark doesn't have the guts to make #HolidayTouchdown: An Eagles Love Story.
"Nothing kills you more than your own mind?" Clearly not a Phillies fan. #RedOctober
Deciding game forced on an overturned ABS call lmao baseball is so stupid and I love it #RingTheBell
Is this account run by Paris Baby?
🚨Happy 40th birthday to Adore Delano who is dating someone a a dozen years younger than her #Groomer
I'm sorry... Adam is in the building and NOT doing the George Michael tribute? #VMAs
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The lesson of the masking drama at the Massachusetts lesbian bar is that you can't negotiate with terrorists, even ones with Long Covid:
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"Lasagna is my favorite! People sleep on lasagna!"
Wtf am I watching #Survivor
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🚨Hi Twitter! My new book, JUST MY LUCK, is out May 4!
@people has the cover reveal and more info. PLEASE PREORDER! ❤️📚 people.com/everything-iconic…
Is this a thing we're doing every season where some dumbass with hearing loss and no comprehension skills thinks someone just OUT LOUD admits to being a Traitor and they run with it?
Can we not be fucking idiots for once? #TheTraitorsUS
Kriste (wtf is that spelling) was clearly just jealous that Madeline's hair has moisture in it. #TheTraitorsUS
How do you stage a 30th anniversary reunion for Buffy and then forget one of its leads in the In Memoriam two hours later? #Emmys








