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I complain about TV, even when I love it. Bravo, gay shit, Phillies, Hallmark Christmas movies... I contain multitudes. Podcast out everywhere!

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Joined July 2015
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Me explaining the relationships of the entire #PumpRules cast beginning with season one, episode one, scene one on today's episode of the podcast (available here: anchor.fm/faketvcritic/episo…)
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#TeamNaya but this season was kinda boring so whatever 🤷🏻‍♂️
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"Fruitgate is not real." - Dumbass who literally had fruit thrown at her during fruitgate #TheTraitorsUS
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Me finally realizing, an hour into #WinterWonderlanes, that Jason looks so familiar because he's Cliff from Heated Rivalry.
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I'd love a whole movie full of Philly sports references and Kelce cameos, but we know Hallmark doesn't have the guts to make #HolidayTouchdown: An Eagles Love Story.
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The Flyers are never going to win another game.
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lmao Rob is such a pissant little loser 😂 #Survivor
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"Nothing kills you more than your own mind?" Clearly not a Phillies fan. #RedOctober
Before you go to bed tonight, remember this: Nothing kills you more than your own mind. Stop stressing over things you can’t control. Breathe. Let your mind rest. You’re going to be okay, I promise.
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First inning and game over. Fuck Dave Dombrowski forever.
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Deciding game forced on an overturned ABS call lmao baseball is so stupid and I love it #RingTheBell
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Is this account run by Paris Baby?
🚨Happy 40th birthday to Adore Delano who is dating someone a a dozen years younger than her #Groomer
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I'm sorry... Adam is in the building and NOT doing the George Michael tribute? #VMAs
Adam Lambert arrives at the 42nd MTV #VMAs
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Fake TV Critic retweeted
The lesson of the masking drama at the Massachusetts lesbian bar is that you can't negotiate with terrorists, even ones with Long Covid: theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0…
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"Lasagna is my favorite! People sleep on lasagna!" Wtf am I watching #Survivor
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Is this a thing we're doing every season where some dumbass with hearing loss and no comprehension skills thinks someone just OUT LOUD admits to being a Traitor and they run with it? Can we not be fucking idiots for once? #TheTraitorsUS
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Kriste (wtf is that spelling) was clearly just jealous that Madeline's hair has moisture in it. #TheTraitorsUS
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How do you stage a 30th anniversary reunion for Buffy and then forget one of its leads in the In Memoriam two hours later? #Emmys
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Makes me so happy to see Painter throwing like the pitcher we'd been promised for the last few years.
Painting the corners 🎨
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