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Lazy Scribbler

@Fangs_Shui

Ink & Spirits. Quotes collector. Scotch drinker. #MUFC Social Media Director @thisiscrowd

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Joined June 2009
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And one day you'll be digging out my words in crumpled papers bearing my mark and thanking your lord that you were alive when I wrote. – at Gurgaon, India
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Shea Lacey to start every game from now till his legs give out.
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This feels ominous
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoNov 2
🚨 Michael Carrick: “I am really looking forward to the game tomorrow”. “You might think I’m crazy with the results we’ve had and what’s going on. But I can’t wait. Whatever happens will happen after that, whatever direction it goes in”.
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Bhikhari madarchod club can’t pay severance pay
Stretford Paddock (@StretfordPaddck) profile pictureStretford Paddock
@StretfordPaddckOct 27
🔴🚨 According to @SullyTalkz, one of the main reasons #MUFC decided to keep Michael Carrick is due to financial reasons. The final decision was made by Sir Jim Ratcliffe after talks involving the Glazers, Omar Berrada and Jason Wilcox.
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Ye bhosadpappu
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Suar Jim Ratcliffee bhosdu
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Why the holy fuckin fuck has Carrick gone first to Dalot to console him? This madarchod needs to be booted right back to portugal
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I know we’ve been hopeless but holy shit.
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I hate this football club so much @ManUtd
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The moment he receives the ball, he starts running, having no idea what he will do next. Brainless footballer.
Lazy Scribbler (@Fangs_Shui) profile pictureLazy Scribbler@Fangs_ShuiOct 25
Bloody Dalot again.
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Bloody Dalot again.
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Just had a heartfelt moment with my 6yo daughter. Told her how United has been a part of my life since 1997, and I have seen us being the best team in the world, and it’s been 13 years since we played like that. She gave me a hug and walked away. As if she knows there is no hope
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Country roads, make a u-turn to the days, when we ruled, Old trafford, to see United Of the old Take me home. Ready to risk all my footballing happiness that would define, what has been an amazing weekend so far.
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Curtis ✌️ (@curtis_samwel) profile picture
Curtis ✌️
@curtis_samwelOct 21
I have decided to leave it there Enough embarrassment
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Can we sack Eneos and Glazers and everyone associated with them first and then rest can follow? #manutd
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Every bloody game is worse than the last one. Fuckin insane man
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What in the fuck do they do in training? What happened to the team of last season? So disjointed. Walking with the ball. Unfuckinbelievable #Manutd
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Also, in case you have alerts setup for the mention of your name, Dalot, please leave the club.
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Блогер показал, что собеседование в 2026 году проходит уже без людей. Компания прислала на созвон ИИ-рекрутера, блогер в ответ подключил своего ИИ-агента и вышел из кадра. Нейросети ещё какое-то время обсуждали вакансию без людей. В конце обе зависли и начали бесконечно прощаться друг с другом.
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The beginning of this season for whatever reason gave me more hope than the rest and it has turned out to be the worst ever. When will United get back? When? I’m tired of being a United fan. There is no joy in watching football anymore. I cannot believe what I’m watching.
United Zone (@ManUnitedZone) profile pictureUnited Zone
@ManUnitedZoneOct 13
🚨 Manchester United have the most losses through the first nine games of a season in the club's history [@ESPNFC]
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