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Maturing is finally admitting the ‘it’s the jews’ people were right about literally everything.
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Someone told me to "vote according to Biblical values!"
So I voted for welcoming immigrants, helping the poor, feeding the hungry, bringing healthcare to the sick, forgiving debts, caring for our planet, laying down our swords, and loving all our neighbors.
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Tonight, the American people sent a clear message — they want a politics that brings people together rather than divides them, and leaders who offer concrete solutions to the challenges they face.
These results were only possible because outstanding candidates stepped forward in every region of the country — including in areas once considered long shots. They came from different backgrounds and represented a range of political perspectives, but were united by shared values, a belief in public service, and a commitment to putting the people of their districts and states first.
We also owe a debt of gratitude to the thousands of election officials and volunteers from both parties who helped ensure a smooth election and carried out one of the most essential functions of our democracy.
While this administration has another two years in office, our job now is to roll up our sleeves, make changes wherever we have the power to do so, prevent further damage, and lay the groundwork for the future.
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Dads who actually love their daughters would NEVER vote for pedophiles, rapists, and abusers.
I saw ESPN say the OU loss in men’s basketball was one of the worst upsets based on the DraftKings line of -28 1/2.
yeah, but maybe it was just a bad line, ya know? 🤣
THIS is master manifesting straight from the Divine
💪🏾👽🙏🏻✝️ @ChicagoBears
There were a few bumps with NBA data for the start of the season that I have addressed.
Anyone can test drive it on FC for the next couple of days for free!
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Thinking of reverting back to the days when Lineup Rewind was Free, will leave it up to the voters 🇺🇸
Should FC make Lineup Rewind Free?
84%yes
16%no
43 votes • Final resultsI’m in Austin TX. Last night I let a few Longhorn fans know I’ve only been to one game prior and that was last week. #BoomerSooner
I was Informing them I may be a complete jinx and asking them how much they would pay me to NOT go to tomorrow’s game.
The last 2 people I asked this question, were a couple of punk-ass college kids in their @TexasLonghorns gear who looked like they would attend Cornell. I’m sure you can picture the ones.
When I got a taste of these shitheads response, I immediately got confirmation @FloridaGators were going to win. Here is the text I sent back to Vegas…
HOOKEM HORNS….. See you boys down @ Greg’s on 6th Street later!!
Is this @Brewers Pitcher bloated, or do I still have a shot of becoming a professional athlete!? 🫃















