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As I've mentioned before. @JeromyYYC doesn't give a shit. He's too smug/narcissistic to resign and will find safe solace in his Reddit echo chamber. The unemployed socialist rejects of society sure do love him 馃槀
Someone contacted a bunch of car dealerships with my business number. So I keep getting sales calls from places in the states. Someone also keeps setting my email up for LGBTQ newsletters 馃槄
This pussy was crying about gay/tranny flags being banned from kids classrooms. Then blocked me after I commented 馃槀馃槀. He needs his hard drives checked asap
This guy always shit talks me/tries to bring my businesses down. He's always bragging about how his business is the best in the city. Yet everytime I ask him the name of it, he ignores me. Someone was nice enough to tell me it. So @furmsies, why are you paying for awards?? 馃槀馃槀
@furmsies. Either you're dumb and don't realize this is a scam or you're using it as a fake/cheap way to market your company
For those who don't know, Community Votes is basically a scam. They give you awards with the means of charging you to order these stickers or a trophy etc. I get an email from them every year saying I won a bunch of awards and I delete them without hesitation
Next provincial election is in 1 year. Can we find a way to ban mail in ballots as I suspect @nenshi and his party of queer Socialists will find a way to cheat using these
As an Albertan it's sad to say that there are a ton of pussies living here. And it gets worse every day
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If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Liberal will delete it because he's "offended".
