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Flatulence is everywhere, don't be afraid to get out and smell the roses.
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Pope Leo XIV: Someone who says 'I'm against abortion' but says 'I'm in favor of the death penalty' is not really pro-life. Someone who says that 'I'm against abortion but I'm in agreement with the inhuman treatment of immigrants who are in the United States,' I don't know if that's pro-life.
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The death penalty is inadmissible because it is an attack on the inviolability and dignity of the person. The common good can be safeguarded and the requirements of justice can be met without recourse to capital punishment: effective systems of detention have been developed that protect citizens while at the same time do not completely deprive those who are guilty of the possibility of redemption. #NoDeathPenalty
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ACL Fest @jamestalarico
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This is just a phish jam
🚨 NASA has successfully captured the sound of deep space — and it’s absolutely mind-blowing 🤯
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This is not recorded sound from space. It's a data "sonification" of the Abell 370 galaxy cluster, where NASA translates brightness, color, and position of objects into audio tones for accessibility. Sound cannot travel through the vacuum of space. science.nasa.gov/mission/hubble… chandra.si.edu/sound/
Fart Master Fee retweeted
The best phish announcement for NYE by a million miles….perfection. The grey scale makes this entire announcement. Brilliant. 100/100
100 AT THE GARDEN. Phish returns to Madison Square Garden for a four-night New Year’s Run December 30-31 and January 1-2, with the January 2 show marking the band’s 100th at @TheGarden. You don’t get to 100 without making some friends along the way.
Request tickets now through Monday, October 12 at Noon ET → tickets.phish.com. Tickets go on sale to the general public October 16 at Noon ET. Travel Packages go on sale tomorrow, October 8 at Noon ET → phishnye.100xhospitality.com…
#PhishMSG100
Justifiable court room behavior for such a sentence
A father threw a chair toward a judge after the driver who killed his 2 year old daughter and both her grandparents was sentenced to just 120 hours of community service.
[H/T: insidehistory]
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The photo is AI-generated. The video shows a real 2014 Netherlands incident where a father threw a chair after a 120-hour sentence for a crash killing his daughter and grandparents. On appeal the driver got 15 months prison.
l1nieuws.nl/nieuws/1291374…
rechtspraak.nl/organisatie-en…
21st century entertainment. @HardcoreHistory went over this with the painfotainment episode. @dccommonsense lays it all out for you with why they do this.
Today, Greg Abbott lowered Texas flags to half-staff for the THIRD anniversary of the October 7 attack in Israel.
On the third anniversary of Uvalde, where nineteen Texas children and two Texas teachers were slaughtered in a Texas elementary school. he DID NOT lower the flags to half-staff. He didn’t even mention it.
Apparently, Israeli children are more important to Greg Abbott, than Texas children.
Fart Master Fee retweeted
And the best part about this framing -- its true! TX GOP don't give a fuck about freedom! They don't want warrants to use Flock data! Practically communist! What are we? the Stasi? They want to control ISDs and reach into the Us and tell Texans who they can hire. Stalinism! -OS
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The DEA has released its updated report confirming what advocates and researchers have pointed out for years: there has never been a reported cannabis overdose death. Meanwhile, the CDC reports about 178,000 people die from excessive drinking each year. marijuanamoment.net/there-ar…
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Theodore Kaczynski, mathematician who was later jailed for misuse of the postal system, has died.
The revolving door of political corruption
Breaking News: Karoline Leavitt, President Trump’s former White House press secretary, is joining Fox News as an on-air contributor. nyti.ms/4i2UFpN
I will not mourn this man’s perishing
BREAKING
Former Republican House Speaker and serial child molester Dennis Hastert has died.
Hastert admitted in federal court that he sexually abused teenage boys while he was a high school wrestling coach.
He never served prison time for that sexual abuse because the statutes of limitations had expired.
He did, however, serve 13 months in federal prison after pleading guilty to illegally structuring cash withdrawals to evade federal reporting requirements, conduct tied to hush money payments to one of the survivors of his predation.
Hastert was 84.
If there is something Texans love, it’s definitely ceding control to DC!
NEW in @playbookdc: Ken Paxton in leaked audio vents over his campaign being run by DC:
“I don’t control message or what we’re doing”
“I’ve never been in a race where I felt less control over the campaign…it’s all coming — you know — from DC”
Wow!
Estratosfèric!!!
Els @Verds descarreguen el 9d9f per primer cop a la història!
#castellsenxarxa #castells #concursTGN2026
