Big fan of my twin teenage boys and my wife. As seen on: @HuffPostParents, @mashable, @parentsmagazine, @BuzzFeed, @TODAYshow.
Orange County, CA
Joined April 2010
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*overheard from the other room
8yo: Can I have an ice cream sandwich?
Grandma: Did you finish your dinner?
8yo: No
Grandma: Just one then
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The real staffing strategy around here:
Let people resign.
Pretend their workload resigned with them.
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[coming home from work, seeing neighbors socializing on my front lawn]
drives past my house
At the barbershop and the barber next to me started harmonizing as soon as the Mariah Carey song started, and then sang along with whole song.
You could tell that song MEANT something to him.
I wonder if the new bananas see the old, rotten bananas from last week still sitting there and lose all hope
My kids were having a great day...until I reminded them they have to clean the house today and make dinner
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That abandoned car seat on the side of the highway isn’t trash.
It’s a roadside monument marking the second a parent’s final thread went SNAP.
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A bidet, but it’s just me in my neighbour’s yard at 2am with their garden hose on the jet setting
