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Fergus Craig

@FergusCraig

Actor writer comedy person. Rep: Curtis Brown. New book now... https://nitter.cf/t.co/Hep21eic32

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Joined March 2009
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People who tend to wait for the paperback! Your time is now. I'm Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home is out in paperback TODAY!
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Rachel Gilbey@gilbster1000Oct 29
Book Review - I'm Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home by @FergusCraig rachelsrandomreads.blogspot.… #bookbloggers #bookconnectors
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Right that’s it. I’m winning the Ballon D’or next year.
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@HKaneOct 26
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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That’s the name of the villain in my next book sorted.
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My main takeaway from The Social Reckoning is that I really liked Jeremy Allen White's jacket in it.
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A delight of a mystery - clever, funny and touching from @FergusCraig from @LittleBrownUK #Mystery #BookTwitter #Recommended classicmystery.blog/2026/10/…
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Theo Bertram@theobertramOct 11
You have to say Man City are strides ahead
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Is this it now? Are we just going to watch Man City batter everyone on their farewell tour of Premier League stadiums?
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All meaningless. Whole season is one long Soccer Aid.
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This was also the date Nayib Bukele officially assumed office as president of El Salvador. Can we be sure it’s not marking that?
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@footballontntOct 11
Jordan Henderson has a tattoo on his leg with the date '01/06/19', the date that he won the Champions League at Liverpool 🏆🔴
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Has anyone told Beyoncé how Spurs have been spending the money she made them? Or was it a part of the deal that she got a say in recruitment?
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Was lucky enough to see Wild Horse Nine today. Oof, that's a good film. More movies like that please.
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This felt like a huge compliment until I realised this means it’s also the worst.
PE (@paddy_ellis27) profile picturePE@paddy_ellis27Oct 6
Replying to @FergusCraig
@FergusCraig first and best book I’ve ever read
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I always watch until the end.
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If Man City did go down to the National League, and you were a home and away match going City fan, I honestly think the next ten years could be more enjoyable than the last twenty.
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Fergus Craig@FergusCraigSep 25
Apparently the one charge Man City have been cleared of is 'Eating a meal. Eating a succulent Chinese meal'.
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Scott Wortley@Scott_WortleySep 27
Just finished @FergusCraig's I am not the only murderer in my retirement home. Very enjoyable. A proper murder mystery, parody/satire of the whole murder club genre of recent years, and with many good jokes and a dark dark wit. Highly recommended for fans of crime novels.
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I have a ticket for this game bought it a year ago. Three mates there right now while I’m just round the corner. Doctor’s doing his rounds. The hope is I get the go ahead to get there for the end.
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The most annoying argument I see is the one I've just seen Rodri make: that they didn't win because of money but because of what they did on the pitch. What they did on the pitch was because of money!
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Apparently the one charge Man City have been cleared of is 'Eating a meal. Eating a succulent Chinese meal'.
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On the bright side, Man City getting relegated could be a great opportunity for Shaun Goater and Nicky Weaver to get back in the first XI.
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