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Will go on record to say this $USELESS is still a 50-100x ROI from here! My years in crypto has lead to be this point and beyond this I’ll stick to my conviction and thesis on $USELESS. Gonna pin this tweet and comeback to this when it becomes a reality! Insha Allah
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Anyone taking joy or rooting for binance downfall hate themselves and hate money it’s an IQ test. Wishing @cz_binance and everyone at @binance the best to overcome this and which they’ll and this shall pass us sooner rather then later. Till then $USELESS and chill
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I want to speak to you directly about what happened. Bottom line - your money is safe, and we're covering every loss. Our initial investigation suggests this security incident may have started with a compromised DevOps engineer's laptop. That gave an attacker access to a service container, where they submitted unauthorized withdrawal transactions. To be clear: the attacker did not simply use one engineer's permissions, and this was not a single "one-click" action. It involved a more complex attack process. Our investigation has not attributed responsibility to any individual. So far, we have found no evidence of any wallet private key leak. We'll share a detailed technical post-mortem once the investigation is complete and every fact is verified - and publish an updated Proof of Reserves once remediation is complete. What you need to know: • Your funds are safe • Binance will cover all losses from the SAFU fund and company funds • Estimated total impact: ~$6.3B, with ~$3B frozen on-chain so far, in coordination with our blockchain partners • No evidence of any wallet private key leak • Deposits are unaffected and operating as normal What we've done: • Temporarily suspended withdrawals while we complete a security revamp of the withdrawal service and its related addresses • Revoked the affected address authorizations • Engaged law enforcement and blockchain intelligence partners to trace and recover funds Our team hasn't stopped. We're working closely with law enforcement to ensure the matter is handled appropriately - and I'll share what I can, as soon as I can.
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User funds are SAFU! Yet, this pregnant lady 👇 pulled an all nighter, along side hundreds of Binancians. Many industry friends and even competitors (including some previously-not-so-friendly ones) provided very much needed help. 🙏 It hurts, but we will survive. 💪
Thank you for the collective support from the community.💛 We are currently conducting a security scan to ensure the safety of funds within the platform. 🙏 User funds SAFU.
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Stay Safu! Had to tweet given circumstances but back tweeting when USELESS breaks ATH, very comfy hold and every catastrophe is also an opportunity don’t forget it ever! $USELESS and chill cuz this is peak doom before dawn. See you in 30 days max 100k per corn
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Fes(aka ‘USELESS GUY’)🐂 retweeted
Binance's initial investigation suggests that the security incident may involve a compromised DevOps engineer’s laptop, which allowed an attacker to gain access to a service container and submit unauthorized withdrawal transactions. We have found no evidence of any wallet private key leak. We will share a detailed technical post-mortem once the investigation is complete and the facts are fully verified. The estimated total impact sits at around $6.3B. We have worked with blockchain partners to freeze affected assets, with ~$3 billion frozen on-chain so far. Binance will cover all losses from the SAFU fund and the company’s funds. User funds are safe. We will also publish an updated Proof of Reserves once the remediation is complete. As an immediate precaution, Binance has: - temporarily suspended deposits and withdrawals while security checks are completed; - revoked the affected address authorisation; - engaged law enforcement and blockchain intelligence partners to trace and recover funds. Our teams are working around the clock to resolve this issue safely and thoroughly. We are working closely with our law enforcement partners to confirm the identity of these criminals and bring them to justice. Please rely only on official Binance channels for updates. Please feel free to contact Binance Customer Support if you have any further questions. binance.com/en/support/annou…
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Thank you for the collective support from the community.💛 We are currently conducting a security scan to ensure the safety of funds within the platform. 🙏 User funds SAFU.
So far, $2.8B has been frozen. Shout-out to the teams for their swift action. Next: First Digital should help freeze the remaining $3.45M in FDUSD. Stay smart.
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User funds are safe. Binance will cover all hacking losses. Deposits and withdrawals are temporarily suspended while our team conducts security checks, freezes funds, and works with law enforcement. We will share a full post-mortem once the investigation is complete. Please rely only on official Binance channels for updates.
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$USELESS PA is giving me goosebumps. Literally. $BTC still weak and $USELESS is already climbing up past all resistance levels while every other coin continues to be stagnant or bleed. Imagine what happens when $BTC shows even a tiny bit of strength. The last time we saw such humongous relative strength was when it ran from $0.035 to $0.35 [10x] in a couple weeks. I don't think any of you are ready for what's coming.
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many have asked me how i can be so sure that $USELESS will be the first memecoin to hit $1 BILLION this cycle and THE meme of the cycle here's why 👇 i've traded memecoins across multiple cycles and publicly traded: • $16k to $20m+ on $BONK • $6k to $1m+ on $WIF • low 6 figs to $8m+ on $FARTCOIN • low 6 figs to $1m+ each on $PNUT and solana:7GCihgDB8fe6KNjn2MYtkzZcRjQy3t9GHdC8uHYmW2hr • several other low 6-figure positions to mid-7 and 8 figures i also publicly predicted last cycle's memecoin runs, where $PEPE went from a few hundred million to $4B, then $11B, and $FLOKI went from a few hundred million to $3.5B here's why i believe $USELESS is next: 1. it has shattered ceilings no other memecoin has come close to breaking with its $450M ATH, $USELESS is the ONLY memecoin to hit an ATH above $400M since its launch almost 1.5 years ago no other memecoin has even come close in that entire timeframe not one! 2. the narrative is arguably the strongest imaginable $DOGE at $12.8B? USELESS! $PEPE at $1.9B? USELESS! the entire $30B memecoin sector? USELESS! hard to imagine a stronger memecoin narrative, past, present or future 3. its T1 CEX distribution is a massive advantage $USELESS is already listed spot on several T1 exchanges, including Coinbase, Kraken, Upbit and Bitvavo memecoins need serious liquidity to reach $1B+ and that liquidity isn't sitting in the trenches you need major CEXs, their massive liquidity and their retail userbases to unlock that kind of upside no other memecoin launched since $USELESS has achieved the same level of CEX distribution purely from this angle, $USELESS is massively positioned to win 4. cult community + relentless mindshare $USELESS has arguably had the most mindshare of any CT meme over the past 1.5 years people dunk on the narrative, can't believe its outperformance, hate what they think it represents, or simply can't stop talking about it either way, they keep talking about it and the community remains completely unfazed by the endless FUD many in the USELESS community genuinely believe $USELESS will FLIP $DOGE this cycle that level of delusional optimism is EXACTLY what you want to see in the next $DOGE 5. volume, OI and whale accumulation are consistently outperforming $USELESS is often the #1 or #2 most traded memecoin on top CEXs that have listed it more often than not, it ranks second only to $DOGE let that sink in: it's frequently doing more volume than memecoins worth multiples of its market cap and this isn't a one-off the same pattern shows up in OI and whale inflows $USELESS has some of the strongest relative OI of any memecoin and is consistently among the most accumulated memecoins by whales on Solana 6. it consistently outperforms whenever the market shows signs of life compare $USELESS against $BTC, $SOL, $USDT, $DOGE, $SHIB, $PEPE or virtually any established memecoin this year the historical outperformance speaks for itself and it isn't a fluke it happens EVERY. SINGLE. TIME! whenever the market catches a bid, $USELESS has repeatedly outperformed established memecoins then a shiny new memecoin launches on a hot chain or catches a hot narrative, and everyone thinks THAT'S the coin only for $USELESS to start outperforming the shiny new meta all over again i've made insane amounts trading memecoins across THREE cycles, both privately and publicly i've seen the biggest runners before they went parabolic and i've NEVER been more convinced about a memecoin's potential to hit escape velocity and make a $DOGE-like move than i am with $USELESS the market has already shown us what this thing can do now imagine what happens when the next major memecoin rotation begins $USELESS to $1B+ isn't some random fantasy to me it's the thesis i'm betting on
$USELESS is going to be the first memecoin to hit $1 BILLION this cycle
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Fes(aka ‘USELESS GUY’)🐂 retweeted
Crypto in its value era, while AI is in its inflated token era. Value tends to be where few are looking.
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all time highs by christmas
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buy the capitulation
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it's funny seeing people mock those who HODL through corrections like this, claiming they've given back all their gains but have you really lost anything if you haven't sold? uPNL works both ways: it's not profit until you realize it and it's not a loss until you realize it ignore the pocket watchers HODL or double down on your highest-conviction plays because the real altcoin/memecoin run this cycle hasn't even started yet don't let temporary price action shake you out before the real fireworks begin
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many have asked why i'm adamant that $USELESS is the next $DOGE / $PEPE and THE memecoin to watch this cycle the answer is simple: it's hard to fade data i genuinely believe $USELESS has the strongest narrative of any memecoin they're literally all useless but my conviction through the bear market and even now isn't just about the narrative it's about the data look at today's trading volume on Coinbase, the biggest CEX in the US $USELESS is doing MORE volume than $DOGE an outlier? maybe so let's look at Bitvavo, Europe's biggest CEX $USELESS has done nearly 3x DOGE's volume today now look at Kraken the two are more or less neck-and-neck in trading volume and here's the kicker: besides $USELESS and $DOGE, no other memecoin appears in the top 50 most-traded cryptocurrencies across all three exchanges now consider the difference in their valuations - $USELESS: $186M - $DOGE: $13.4B that's a staggering 72x difference in market cap let that sink in $USELESS is consistently generating comparable trading volume to DOGE across major exchanges where they're both listed, and even OUTPERFORMING it in some cases yet DOGE commands a 72x valuation premium this is precisely why i've remained so resolute in my conviction through the bear market and continue to be now short-term corrections will always shake people out but volume, liquidity, attention and staying power are what separate the winners from the rest and $USELESS has been demonstrating that strength for nearly two years the market can ignore the data for only so long when sentiment flips, don't be surprised if people suddenly start asking how they missed this i've been telling you!
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for example, you should be far more scared of installing a new wallet than AI breaking anything
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Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing. Comfy in spot solana:Dz9mQ9NzkBcCsuGPFJ3r1bS4wgqKMHBPiVuniW8Mbonk.
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you need to be smart enough to buy roughly the right bags at a good price but then retarded enough to let it go up a lot without selling
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many expect good coins to just go up in a straight line without brakes but here's actually how good coins pump and that's perfectly okay!
🤖 Made with AI
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I gazed upon a quantum universe teeming with possibilities. In all of them, we reached new all-time-highs. The bankers still want your coins. You will give them nothing. #bitcoin is inevitable.
$BTC The cycles and narratives are always different. The bankers always want your coins. They will feed you despair. You will give them nothing. #Bitcoin is inevitable
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“This was the shortest bear market with the least drawdown.” Imo, that’s because we never had a macro bear market. We’re still in the same macro bull cycle. We’re always lagging stocks and Gold, constantly printing similar moves within a similar macro cycle structure, just a few hundred days later. They all had a mid-cycle correction after breaking the previous ATH, before moving into the final and most parabolic part of the bull cycle. This is where I think we are now.
Ansem explains why this will be the best crypto cycle we’ve ever seen
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