TheFinalBrainCell

Laughed at a Japanese person and they irl killed themselves.

Tried the nonchallant gimmick and texted "HH" instead of "Happy Halloween" to Jewish Leng ting.

Irl wife fc came back from the Halloween party with her trousers on inside out.

Fwlt dispoaionted when my post only got 80 likes, then remembered I used to celebrate getting 10 likes.

Saw my irl friend lose at at 12am November 1st.

My best friend jerked me off in my sleep so I would lose NNN before him.

Started using my cum as lotion so I can save for higher quality lotion for Lucia in GTA 6.

Tried walking through a double door, but I couldn't fit.

Had costume sex at the Halloween party, but it was accidentally with my bro.

Sent my crush a dick pick and "she" sent one back

https://nitter.cf/t.co/9aP7tdfgI2 51 bookmarks

Irl neighbour said he won't give me halloween lollies cause I'm 45 years old trick or treating

Someobe told me they had sex with my wife at 1am in the Halloween party, but I know he's lying because it was NNN.

Had a wank and nutted at 11:57 October 31st

Tottenham in front of goal:

Little fat kid asked me for lollies at the door for "Halloween" so clotheslined him.

2-0 Win Archie Great Goal Van Hecke Goal Lobos Williams-Barnett is class 3 game win streak #geeg

https://nitter.cf/t.co/XliPUrgl6N thespursdays itk gimmick over

Almost opened xitter Infront of my irl foid crush fc, but I threw my phone in a lake before she saw it.