Christopher Spensley

#TheMomentIBecameAnAdult Was when the Judge Called me "Sir" instead of "Son"

#ToolsAndUtensilsInFilmOrSong Tooth and Nail-Gun

#ToolsAndUtensilsInFilmOrSong Where the Bees Buzzsaw

#ToolsAndUtensilsInFilmOrSong Shucker and Dale Vs Evil

#ToolsAndUtensilsInFilmOrSong Barbie Q. Tongs

#ToolsAndUtensilsInFilmOrSong Forky's

Someone genuinely asked me for a Apple Crumble but could I Remove all the Apple? My Response when she asked why I couldn't : for the same reason I can't Remove Egg from a Omelette

#OnHalloweenITurnInto Hang on, let me see what costume I have .... Uh guess it's TP Mummy again

#OnHalloweenITurnInto Your new Boyfriend (Sexy Wink)

#OnHalloweenITurnInto A sweet Eating Machine

#IfItWasUpTo Snuff why did that happen?

#IfItWasUpTo Public Votes, many things would have unusual names

#IfItWasUpTo me, there would be a lot of changes around here

#BlackCatHalloweenCostumes Marvel's Black Cat