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Poet, songwriter, novelist, nasty Canadian My Music publisher is https://nitter.cf/t.co/xWhSM0Rzhm https://nitter.cf/t.co/Rc1pMWNmLI #WhichSideAreYouOn

Montreal
Joined December 2014
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Is this one too risky for Twitter? Asking for a friend.
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Someone please give him the Noble Prize for No Incest.
Trump: I did not marry my sister. I had two lovely; I have one left. Elizabeth. She's great. But I never proposed to them. They’re beautiful, but I was never—I was never particularly attracted to either of them.
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This is what happens when Canada interferes with your elections, right @USAmbCanada ?
Not even Elon Musk's millions can save a corrupt, pedophile-protecting Ken Paxton. Like a boxer quitting on the stool, Paxton has officially thrown in the towel. After the sheer embarrassment of acknowledging a crowd for a single, lonely clap, he abruptly canceled three stops in a final, failing push to salvage his Texas campaign. Trump isn't the only Republican whose events have devolved into a late-midterm trainwreck. As the deranged and aging authoritarian pulled the plug on rallies in Iowa and Kansas — only to frantically change his mind the next morning — his disgraced Texas Senate hopeful, Ken Paxton, was busy axing three more stops on his statewide bus tour. The canceled line-up included an El Paso rally, a Texarkana meet-and-greet, and an appearance at 1836 Texas Kitchen in Tyler. The reason? Nobody is showing up.
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This clip right here is why many countries around the world hate the United States. It is absolutely baffling to me that someone could sit up on stage with a stupid grin and laugh about violating international law and pass it off as "we can do whatever we want because we Americans are exceptional" 🤦‍♂️ There is nothing exceptional about the United States. It is one of many great countries in the world. I could make arguments that Canada, China, Germany, Italy, Spain, Japan, Korea, Thailand, Australia, and many other are also "exceptional" in many metrics. So where is the United States "exceptional" here are a few metrics: - Obesity: We have one of the highest adult obesity rates among wealthy countries - Child poverty: We have one of the highest child-poverty rate among affluent nations - Healthcare spending: We spend substantially more per person on healthcare than any other wealthy countries, and yet are one of the most unhealthy nations - Incarceration: We rank near the top for the highest incarceration rates - Gun deaths: We have an exceptionally high firearm-death rate compared with other high-income countries. - Life expectancy: The U.S. trails many similarly wealthy nations despite spending the most on healthcare We also are a failing democracy with politicians who don't serve the people and only work to enrich themselves (no better example than Trump) We start useless wars across the globe and let foreigner countries (Israel) control and influence our foreign policy decisions. The best thing about the United States is the people and the diversity of our nation. But the US is failing more every day and our reputation has been destroyed on the world stage because of Trump and his idiotic policies The United States need to wake up. This clip exposes just how lost many Americans are
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Maybe @USAmbCanada would like to blame Canada for another of Trump's friends being a child rapist.
Trumps Spiritual Advisor who was convicted for molesting a 12-year old child has been released from prison after only 6 months
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Must be Canada's fault all his friends are pedophiles, right @USAmbCanada ?
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Maybe @USAmbCanada would like to blame Canada for this massive rally
Ossoff: "Georgia will bow to no king!" He then welcomes Obama to the stage. Here's his entrance. The crowd goes nuts.
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Best city in North America
🛬 Touchdown in Montréal 🇨🇦 Rarely have I looked forward to a Summit this much. An ocean separates Europe and Canada. Yet we have never felt closer. We have a new ambition: bringing Canada closer to us than ever before, as Associate Member of the EU. And we want to take our unique partnership even further. With an Alliance for the Future, we will stand together and respond to a world of growing rivalries. Montréal, we’re about to write a new chapter in our shared history.
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Bob Jensen retweeted
Ken Paxton has his "please clap" moment: "Thank you. Thank you for that one clap."
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Maybe @USAmbCanada would like to blame Canada for this turnout.
Ken Paxton draws a massive crowd of at least 10 people for his rally in San Angelo this afternoon.
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Fantastic 🤣
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Maybe @USAmbCanada would like to blame Canada for Trump thinking this guy is a woman.
“She’s got problems”
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Maybe @USAmbCanada would like to blame Canada for the fact that MAGA is comprised of braindead morons.
Trump fans say the deep state is making gas prices high: "He's trying his best. He's being opposed every step of the way. What can you do? That's like with gas prices. Yeah, they're high, but, I mean, I think they're being manipulated. I don't think that's necessarily just because of this war. I think they're taking advantage of it. We're all being taken advantage of."
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Host: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: In the '70s I was too young to get go to South America for the Jonestown massacre, so this is as close as I'll get. There's nothing like seeing a cult up close. Host: Alright, maybe this is not a Trump supporter
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Perhaps @USAmbCanada would like to blame Canada for Trump being a clueless idiot.
A reporter just asked Trump about the removal of Lt. Gen. Brett Sylvia, but referred to him only as "Lt. Gen. Sylvia." "She’s got problems," Trump said. "She’s gonna have big problems. We’re very much looking for leakers"
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Perhaps @USAmbCanada would like to blame Canada for his country getting in bed with Russian Hitler.
NEWS w/ @anna_c_kramer: Trump aides are privately pressing US firms to take shipments Russian diesel currently crossing the Atlantic, sources say Firms do not want to say yes, seeing major legal & reputational risks Ukrainians warn against accepting “blood money” washingtonsun.com/whitehouse…
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If you want to talk about deep space, how about the inside of Trump's skull?
While Canada's Joshua Kutryk works outside the station with American astronaut Anil Menon, American crewmates Jessica Watkins and Luke Delaney are inside at the controls of Canada's iconic Canadarm2. A very U.S.-Canada morning in space.
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Perhaps @USAmbCanada would like to blame Canada for Trump's hallucinations.
He’s in straight-up delusional territory here.
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‘Silly Cunt chip inside his head Has switched to overload…’ Revisiting the moment when Bob Geldoff absolutely destroyed Russell Brand on stage while Brand had to stand there and take it Joyful 👌
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"I like ass. It's where the power comes from." Perhaps @USAmbCanada would like to blame Canada for Trump's homoerotic fantasies.
“The most eyebrow-raisingOctober surprise has been Trump’s unfiltered and rather randy assessments of the male form” theatlantic.com/politics/202…
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