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The first man, dickmaster, that dude with the sick beats and rocking guitar! mun is 25 π˜—π˜’π˜³π˜°π˜₯𝘺 π˜™π˜— 𝘈𝘀𝘀𝘰𝘢𝘯𝘡

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Joined November 2025
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"hi, yeah first man here, major guy, arch angel all that cool shit!" independent/canon portrayal 18+ mdni / (n)sfw mostly sfw oc x canon / canon ships temporary pinned till in full swing with this account.
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🀟 "not exactly wrong...but uhh yeah...still dont trust you after you burned our friendship to the ground all those years ago"
Come on ...we both know THAT shit ain't happening....so like....yeah. I'm not a snake jackass... I'm a sexy ass snake mwuahhahahahahahaaaaaaa
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Adam the first!🀟 retweeted
✨ Hi hello. So...I just came back and I'm already getting DMs on what politics or anything like that I support or did or whatever the matter. Please refrain from asking such things. Political views have no sway on who I talk or anything like that. >
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Let’s see what the new Helluva Boss merch is- oh fucking hell #HelluvaBoss
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🀟 "yeahhhhh....sure....the lying snake in the tree dosen't wanna bite... uh huh" Sip. "Yeah ill believe that when my father in law says he likes me"
Wow....look I wanted some puss not excuses from me that for sure....but it was good hehehe... Ehehmm... Anyway...I'm not here to fuck with anything I'm just chilling reallyyyyyy I swearrrrrrrr.... *Puppy dog eyes while blinking*
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🀟 "wouldn't be the first time you have directly destroyed my life for no reason at all....hell even my wife deva pointed it out to another version of you recently"
Whoa I'm not a fucking psycho!? The fuck man...besides I'm not skulking.,I'm chilling. Their is a difference you know. I get a home all to myself. Ah besides why would I hurt your little sentient cum??
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🀟 "yeah....well this has been a highlight of the day...i was going to grab my kids fir a movie night...but uhh...yeah knowing you are skulking up here some how...might just go warn them.."
eh...honestly go for it. Having a wife is suuuuuch a chore honestly... so your gurl is enjoying herself in her homeeeeee ....with the fucks .... oo oo I made a fuck. it's a duck that fucks....named it... ..get this... The fuck :D
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🀟 "nah you came at me with that you getting got...got new kids, new wife, better life....im up you're broke with your failed rubber duck stuff...hell i got a more meaningful connection to your kid than you do and thats because shes dating my wife's sister with vaggi on top"
Whoaa whoaaaaa!! ...you are right but fuck man come on. also you got a new wife???? Who? Come on spill the beans!
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🀟 "cool you got left over and i have a new wife that treats me right....what are you doing with no wife and no meaningful contact with your kid"
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Oh boyπŸ˜…
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Artistic noooodity? But it is cute that Adam has his own distinct art style. Little Bob Ross boy likes to draw #hazbinhotelAdam
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//Putting this out there, I do not care for politics, keep that shit off my timeline, this is for escapism away from irl shit like politics, to entertain not for any irl bs to seep through, stop making political shit on your rp account
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Adam the first!🀟 retweeted
I will not be participating tomorrow I will not entertain tomorrow. Ive made my stance. I no longer care Both are evil and i will not choose one evil for another. Evil is evil. Greater middling or lesser id rather not choose at all. Fight me or block me i dont care
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Quick reminder for new faces Im not canon adam, dont just attack me. Im a real person behind the account. I dont like real world in my rp. Leave the real world outside the escapism. Im trying to escape it. Break any of this or post to much about the real world and blocked
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β€œDad changes one thing and suddenly he’s a stranger. πŸ˜‚ The kids are NOT here for his potato era! πŸ₯”πŸ€£πŸ€£β€
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πŸ§‘πŸ–€πŸŽƒHappy Halloween πŸ‘»πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈ
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β€œWhen you love them, but also… OPEN THE WINDOW! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Biological weapon deployed. πŸ€£πŸ’¨β€
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