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The internet Problem Solver | Christian | Husband and Father of 2 | Patriot | Satire/Web3 | Reputation Management 20+ years | Cannabis 🍀

Joined April 2010
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My main account is gone again. I might be back, might not be. If you need me, please call @jlittysshop or email us at [email protected] thanks! 🩵🩵
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Thomas Petersen got that DOG in him 🔥 #UFCVegas124
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.@JamesTalarico on Texas officially banning THC: “This bill is insane. Texans aren’t going to stop smoking weed and eating edibles because politicians in Austin say so. Texans will still use THC — but instead of getting it safely from a local small business, they’ll go back to getting it from the black market. From the drug cartels. This ban is a gift to the cartels. We are now telling full-grown adults how to live their lives. This is the nanny state at its worst; this is big government at its worst. Instead of fully funding our schools, guaranteeing healthcare, or making childcare more affordable — this Legislature is focused on banning a product that gives people a little peace. We’re making people’s lives harder, not easier. I want to leave you with a quote: ‘It is time to end needless arrests and incarcerations of adults for small amounts of marijuana for personal use.’ That wasn’t a Democrat. That was President Donald Trump. To my Republican colleagues, I’m asking you to oppose the cartels, stand with President Trump, and vote no on this insane bill.”
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If the democrats win the midterms everyone turns gay, fat and medicated again, If republicans win WW3 starts before the Super Bowl. Happy Election Day 🤪
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If the Democrats win midterms, Bitcoin will pump to all-time highs. But you’ll also turn gay.
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Had to stop in @JLittys while in town! Great meeting you @Fixerguy 🫡 missed @lala420tokes2 again. Appreciate y'all! 🔥
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Damn straight 😎
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i like this dude he is good for the space
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First take: Katie Zacharia sucks👎 cia honey pot for sure
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RT IF U THINK DURK SNITCHED
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Hey Omar... did you forget you married your brother and you work for the government, frauded your state and sent the money back to your country... maybe you can find a nice cousin when Homeland Security sends you back to Somalia... byeeeeeee 👋
The Office of Congresswoman Omar released the following statement: “This raid by Trump’s DHS is an outrageous abuse of power and an unprecedented escalation in the weaponization of federal law enforcement to target political enemies. For a decade, Donald Trump has relentlessly targeted Congresswoman Ilhan Omar with inflammatory rhetoric, repeatedly putting a target on her back. Now, those attacks have escalated to a pointless federal raid. The Congresswoman has done nothing wrong. No president should be able to use the power of the federal government to intimidate his political enemies.”
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I don’t worry about too much anymore because I walk by faith ✝️🙏
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GO BIRDS
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I thought Artificial Intelligence meant you are a Dallas Cowboys Fan
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Tropical Storm Isaias looks like it's going to become a very big Hurricane. The Gulf is at record high temps. keep your head on a swivel
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Gen X is about to run or save the world because everyone else checked out. Boomers sold the country out from under us. They bought the houses for nothing, locked in the pensions, ran up the debt, offshored the jobs, and then spent forty years voting to make sure nobody else got a turn. They kept the wealth and called it merit. Millennials are retarded. They took the debt, believed the degree scam, then spent their whole adult lives whining, blaming, and posting instead of ever becoming competent. Soft, broke, gay and fat Gen Z is worse. Half retarded, half juiced to the gills, and the rest of them never left the basement. Glued to a screen, terrified of a phone call, can’t read a room, can’t hold a tool, can’t survive a shift that isn’t remote. All attitude, no function. Gen X got nothing. Latchkey kids, no trophies, parents who didn’t ask. We learned to fix the broken shit ourselves, lie when we had to, show up anyway, and not expect a rescue. Last ones who can still use a tool and a computer, old enough to know how things actually work, young enough not to be dead weight. Nobody saved us. We don’t need them to. The keys are already in our hands.
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Fuck boomers
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US boomers overwhelmingly support higher taxes on younger workers to maintain current Social Security benefits, poll shows.
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Christ is KING 👑
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Russia better keep that plague, hit us with another pandemic and I promise there’s gonna be some different energy from a lot of people
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Always prepare for war in a time of peace
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