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Work overtime or leave early to watch the Gators beat the fuck out of Georgia?
I said the Gators have won every game I haven't watched, right? Guess who gets to work overtime tomorrow? Could you also guess who has to work OT for the rest of the year? This poor lil ol cracker right here
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I thought buying a mopar was gey, yet here I am buying pokemon cards. At least pokemon cards go up in value unlike gey ass Mopars. Fucking fags!
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I said the Gators have won every game I haven't watched, right? Guess who gets to work overtime tomorrow? Could you also guess who has to work OT for the rest of the year? This poor lil ol cracker right here
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Couple hundred people line up for Pokemon cards.
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Excuse my ignorance.... What the fuck is LDS???
NEW: The Big 12 has fined UCF $100,000 for anti-LDS chants during the BYU game. The conference has also added that a second confirmed incident of discriminatory conduct during the same game will result in an in-game competitive penalty. on3.com/news/big-12-fines-uc…
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Good
REPUBLICANS ARE PUSHING MULTIPLE NEW BILLS TO BAN ALL NON-CITIZENS FROM RECEIVING ANY WELFARE BENEFITS NO SNAP, NO SECTION 8, NO MEDICAID, NOTHING.
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I'm pretty sure I just fell in love with a carnie.
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I swear I'm just gonna let one of these snowbird ass yankees hit me. I could use a new truck.
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I was on the fence about voting for Byron. Not anymore.
Florida Gov candidate David Jolly (D) suggests boys have a constitutional right to play on girl’s sports teams: “Their constitutional rights… It’s pretty disgusting what we’ve seen from Republicans on this..” “Be supportive of them and allow them to play in youth sports.” Jolly wants girls to get beaten up by boys and have their awards STOLEN Florida should REJECT this madness!
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I compromised about wearing a costume. I don't compromise about wearing my slides.
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Today was shit and I'm ready for a beer!
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This girl went completely unhinged when I told her that she can't move in. I'm 42 and trying protect my peace at all cost! However, she is really hot and will let me do that 1 thing...
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Buddy over here celebrating with a $2 cigar and a $3 beer while I'm over here eating ramen noodles. Sheesh!
Still undefeated & number 1‼️ Time to enjoy‼️
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All I want in life is some twice baked potatoes and steak. Women need to get thier shit together.
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Why is the gayest truck America ever produced sitting in my driveway? Probably because I had to let my buddy borrow my truck to do real truck things!
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They should've never let my degenerate ass get this app.
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I can't get motivated to work and I only have an hour to go.
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Getting a blowjob from her wouldn't be bad. She could use 2 hands on my shaft and her 3rd hand could rub on my balls.
what would you do if a woman my age admitted she was scared of ending up alone? I really want to know.
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I'm glad I'm not one of those kind of Jews that get upset about shit that means nothing. Jesus Fucking Christ!
Guys idk how to tell you this but you just Nazified your logo
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Marked safe from being screenshoted by a pedo. Y'all enjoy your night.
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