Flatulus, a rogue wind, once guarded blockchain layers. Betrayed by Queefdom’s gas, he roams, unleashing chaotic, unpredictable emissions across every chain.
Joined September 2025
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AO3 is back and the Realm's fanfic writers are already at it.
For the record: "Sir Gas x Princess Puff" is NOT canon. 💨🚫
Lady Airabella has already written 400 chapters. 👑
#ao3
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Friday the 13th and World Kindness Day on the same date?
Sir Gas put on the hockey mask. I handed him a hug coupon. Lady Airabella just looked bored in leather.
Be scary. Be kind. Smell nice. 👑 #FridayThe13th #WorldKindnessDay
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Step 1: AI hacks the banks.
Step 2: Everyone panics.
Step 3: Sir Gas offers to “hold your coins for safekeeping.” 💨
The Guardians are choosing AI for good. Which side of the Realm are you on? 👑
The mega game plan is coming. Here is how I see it, in 3 steps.
Step 1: AI hacks hit the banks.
Step 2: The government shuts bank accounts down. Your savings are "lost" in the attack.
Step 3: The fix is ready. Your money moves to government digital money only. A CBDC.
The big financial reset. And my warning: with a CBDC, they could track every payment you make.
Look at what is already happening:
→ Hackers took about €100 million out of a French bank, Crédit Mutuel Arkéa
→ South Korea: at least 9 banks targeted, the attacker likely used an AI agent
→ Binance: at least $6.3 billion stolen, the biggest crypto theft ever
→ This week the ECB told EU lawmakers to finish the digital euro law THIS YEAR. Pilot from late 2027. Planned launch: 2029.
→ 146 countries and currency unions are now exploring a CBDC. Over 98% of the world economy.
Even the IMF chief is worried: "we may end up with lots of people with shoeboxes under their beds."
My call: the next big cyber attack becomes the excuse. Bank money gets locked, and the CBDC gets sold as the safe way out.
This is about to happen and most people are not prepared. You heard it here first. Get ready.
We report each confirmed bank hack and each new CBDC law the day it lands. Follow so the next one reaches you first.
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Royal Court update: your request to have Princess Puff on Mostly Sheenius has been received. 📜
We’d be honored. Her Highness is available Thursday at 4:20 PM PT.
Bring tiger blood. I’ll bring the crown. 👑
#charliesheen
Charlie Sheen has a podcast!? Mostly Sheenius coming very, very, very soon...
youtube.com/watch?v=7eB-SVi_…
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Miyazaki says artists who only study anime end up making the same anime.
Imagine what happens when AI only studies AI. 👀
Petite royal. Massive standards. 👑
Hayao Miyazaki on modern anime, via Roland Kelts the author of 'Japanamerica'
"Hayao Miyazaki said to me at one point: 'The problem with young anime artists today is that the only thing they study is anime. When we were young, we studied French literature, we studied impressionism, we read Dostoevsky. We swallowed everything. And then we went and created original anime. But if you grow up and all you watch is anime, you're just regurgitating spinning wheels.'"
He also spoke about his work on the upcoming documentary 'Tezuka! God of Manga'
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Sunday decree: let them misunderstand you. Explaining yourself is a Monday problem. 👑
#Sunday
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If these Bond rumours are true, Batman’s taken a side job.
Even billionaires need a second income now. 👑
The delay on the set of THE BATMAN PART II allowed Robert Pattinson to do a last-minute screen test for the role of James Bond.
(via @TheInSneider)
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Remember, remember the 5th of November.
Gas, treason and plot.
Caught him red-handed. Again. 👑💨
#5thofNovember
🤖 Made with AI
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$2.3B later and suddenly everybody’s a blockchain detective.
Funny how “protecting the public” always starts after someone else got rich. 💨👑
🤖 Made with AI
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Testing MetaAI - we're still tuning the series which has been a lot of fun. The last few weeks new models have been introduced - they certainly are impressive...but still require some regenerations... @cleanpuffio
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Who are you and what are you doing to my Guardians ? Are you some sort of stalker ?
Testing MetaAI - we're still tuning the series which has been a lot of fun. The last few weeks new models have been introduced - they certainly are impressive...but still require some regenerations... @cleanpuffio
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Oh and this is real life ? The Guardians congrats to the #Brewers
“America Next.” What kind of commercial is this Fox Sports??
F- this hateful nonsense!
#WorldSeries2026 #worldseries #foxsports
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THE GREAT RIP HAS BEGUN!
#apocalypse #AIAgents Sir Gas is Coming for US all.
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Something crazy is happening - stay tuned . We are back - Puffs never are down and out.
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Princess Puff took one week off and the Guardians immediately lost operational control.
We’ll be right back. 👑
🤖 Made with AI
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Pre-makeover Princess Puff.
Makeover reveal coming soon. 👑
Check back for the glow-up.
#اليوم_الوطني_السعودي_٩٦
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$40M in volume and the frog still looks emotionally undercapitalized. 👑
@WhaleInsider @pepecoineth
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Imagine launching a token, watching it crater, then tagging Elon like he left the router unplugged.
“Please sir, my bag needs tech support.”
Absolutely diabolical. 👑 @elonmusk @HunterBiden
Hey @elonmusk — since you and Dario both say AI might end us all by 2030, any chance we could get @laptoptoken back up before then?