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Joined June 2026
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there really is 8 billion people.
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let’s nuke tiktok as a whole
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day 3: tried smearing shit on the walls and sleeping in the same room woke up with a sinus infection
IM GONNA TRY DEVELOPING A SCAT FETISH IN 1 WEEK
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"yo there's 15 minute black metal yams at 3 o'clock but don't make it look too obvious" 26 year old Sino-Bahamian mappers from Florida who can't aim for shit:
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Replying to @DumbLumiThing
GPT 4 had custom instructions to stop it from talking about goblins and gremlins btw
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who they're forcing (me) to practice 20 hours a day just to play the speed picks in owc. like and rt to stop puppy slavery.
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i'm not allowed to have any fun ever in my life.
no worries, no stress. just playing with the rubik's cube and hanging out with my cat milo 🩶
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jerk your statistically not significant (p > 0.05) penis
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Jack is the best bowler in flau He has scored multiple 100 games and is so dreamy
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VAI SE FODER!
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Replying to @FUMOCUANDOBEBO
Imagine instead of spending over 10 years on a cosmetic client we just simply fixed stables issues we could be in utopia
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why did it take him 5 seconds to say that
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what are you saying jackamo
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Hey guys we have sad news jackamo is alive 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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quero comer 𝒷 𝓊 𝒸 𝑒 𝓉 𝒶 .
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Replying to @Flaugang
the californian in question
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