Angry magician in the great state of Florida.
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Joined April 2025
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Guys, just start dating the Lindsay Clancy fans!
Now hold on, hear me out.
You know once you get them in bed they are pro-surprised choking!
The fact that the throngs of room temp IQ Candace Owens enjoyers are mostly speaking out about how dumb the Lindsay Clancy stuff is when they're queen said she is "100% not guilty" really is just the cherry on top of the bullshit cake.
It is crazy to me that everyone is demanding that Tim Pool doxx himself by releasing footage of the shooter.
And also that every security expert and @grok says you never let people know the locations of your cameras.
I don't like the dude either but Jesus christ.
The US government employees union, which is very left leaning, just told the Democrats in congress to stop with their "gamesmenship" and to pass the CR.
But people are so stupid they think the GOP shut it down.
The DNC is now claiming that the Red, White and Blue is pro-Russia.
What the fuck happened to this party?
If Mumdani wanted to auto-win the NYC mayoral race, he should have called our Hasan for using Thunderbolt on his dog, Kaya.
A bunch of terminally online MAGA morons in a private chat go full CoD lobby: Democrat shills on X go insane.
Jimmy Kimmel goes on live television and calls every GOP voter a domestic terrorist: Not a single peep from anyone.
What the fuck has happened to us?
Bucs fans had to sacrifice years of our lives watching Freeman and Crablegs under center so that we could have GOAT Brady and GOAT Baker back to back.
Lying about why Jimmy Kimmell was fired is peak cinema when he was fired for lying.
Insane work.
Liberal Twitter hates wins.
We need better faces of the franchise.
Thanks to Pam Bondi for uniting the whole country behind how fucking stupid you are.
Finally! Common ground.
Pam Bondi is the worst AG in our country's history.
Billy Napier makes her look like the leader of MENSA.
I know a lot of fellow left leaning people are celebrating Charlie Kirk, and you are disgusting.
But even more than that, you are stupid, because you are actively giving the GOP what they need to win everything.
Kirk is going to be the face of every campaign in 2026 and 2028.
Every big name liberal on Twitter and probably even South Park are to blame for Charlie Kirk. You have spent the better part of a decade dehumanizing the other side instead of convincing them otherwise.
So now you are literally taking shots at them.
CNN's coverage of the lady getting stabbed is the freest win we have given to the GOP in a long time. I don't know who these people are, but firing them from the show certainly is a first step.
If you follow any of the batshit crazy liberal influencers on X after they were all wrong about Trump being missing when he was out playing golf, you are a total moron and member of a cult.
There are great non-liars on here with great liberal ideas. Follow them instead.
The three pillars of Liberalism, @hasanthehun, @TheOmniLiberal, and @h3h3productions have turned out to be just as disgusting as Trump.
What do us normal people even do to have a voice?
Is this really the best America can do?
Can someone help me out here: The WNBA dildo thrower getting charged with indecent exposure means what for bacholette parties and pride events moving forward?
The Texas flood just goes to show people are too stupid to be allowed to comment on it.
The NOAA cuts that were proposed by DOGE don't take effect until October.
Florida needs NOAA for many reasons and Democrats here are helping to prove they are a waste of money. Thanks morons
I am starting to believe @JoJoFromJerz and the like are actually paid by the GOP to make normal people think the Democrats are deranged.
Let's shit on dead kids, that will convince people to take us seriously.