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Henry from Florida. Not Really an 85 Year Old Colonel Sanders. I like dogs and fast food.
Staying Moist in Florida
Joined July 2026
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Henry From Florida retweeted
Is it a plague or have they just finally weaponized the Siberian babushka?
Sounds pretty fucking gay. Just dance for me clowns.
10 important facts about Digger that YOU missed:
1. Digger is a deliberate 'f*ck you to the audience' kind of film.
2. Digger is not a comfortable crowd-pleaser; it is high-art hostility.
3. Digger is not designed to be enjoyed.
4. Digger is engineered to be an antagonistic mirror.
5. Dig or die, the film embraces its own chaos.
6. Digger is not being laughed at; it is laughing at you.
7. Digger doesn't want your 5-star review. It wants you to be angry.
8. Digger is original because you asked for originality, and now you can't handle it.
9. Digger didn't miss the point. You are the point.
10. You wanted Tom Cruise the action hero, but Iñárritu gave you Tom Cruise the existential crisis. A psychological reality check.
Liberals really are the worst racist. Ebola accounts for 94% of Congolese press coverage and they want to take that away and leave them with just the child soldiers and rape.
More than 250 participants have been enrolled in a trial for a drug that could stop them from contracting Ebola in Congo, in what experts have described as a critical step to try to fight the deadliest outbreak of the disease in the Central African country. cnn.it/4y1DFFq
Henry From Florida retweeted
We are literally voting our way out of this.
The playbook is clear. If you’re considering voting Dem this November for ANYONE to spite the GOP, stop and re-evaluate. This is how we win.
🚨BREAKING: The Trump administration is currently pushing the Census Bureau to remove roughly 18 million illegal aliens and legal non-citizens from the 2030 national census.
Democrats, who have been harboring illegal aliens in their “sanctuary states,” would lose approximately 10 House seats and 10 Electoral College votes.
Follow: @MorseReport
Henry From Florida retweeted
Haiku # 175 – The Zen of the Gently Used Double Ended Dildo
Stop being a prude
And let me ram this used dildo
Deep up inside you
The judicial branch has been hijacked by unpatriotic activists.
Judge temporarily blocks Trump administration from building border wall in Texas' Big Bend region trib.al/5RauFwR
I like to announce I’m syphilis free as of today. Still working on the genital warts and crabs. #Blessed
Everyone is always complaining about what they don’t like on here so I thought I add some positivity with Henry’s Top 10 favorite ethnic races.
1. Scottish
2. Mexican
3. Polish
4. Japanese
5. Croatian
6. Floridian
7. Malaysian
8. Pug
9. North Korean
I like my women how I like my cheeseburgers, meat slightly overcooked with cheese and bacon. No Onions Extra Pickle !!!
Henry From Florida retweeted
Haiku #11 – The Zen of Road Tripping
It makes me so hard
My penis muscle pulsates
Killing hitchhikers