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KNIGHT OF BLOOD. TAKEOVER.

Joined September 2024
Replying to @FluffiestGirl
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TODAY. MICHAEL VISITED ME.
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MASTER CHEF. OR IS IT MASTER BAKER????????? KARKAT THE BAKERIST.
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Nice job.
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Nice job.
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. . Huh . They’re not bad, actually — Maybe a . . little crunchy but it’s edible .
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Well, as I’ve heard. Taste is more important than the appearance.
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. . . Wow . They look . Interesting, for sure .
Replying to @FluffiestGirl
> Karkat: Deliver your REGULAR LOOKING COOKIE BOWL. KARKAT: I HAD SOME DIFFICULTIES WITH THE EGGS. I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE. THE MIX... ONLY CONTAINS ONE. KARKAT: I HOPE IT'S GOOD ENOUGH. TIME TO EAT UP SOME FUCKING COOKIES.
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Intro thread for: the magicians 1/3
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// wish me luck on this next video edit 🙏🙏 god bro
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Why are you dressed as a deltarune fan
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THE BATTLE OF EVOLUTION. VS. EXTINCTION. [1/100] #TheEternalExtinction #Rotts
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Say you swear.
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Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. Today, you will bake the best fucking cookies anyone has ever seen. And eaten of course. You have learned all of the recipes, and by learn you mean just the ingredients. You'll figure it out. You have your PARODY FLOUR, your 2 eggs and... ==>
You. Yes, you. This is my interaction bait. I need you to bake me some cookies. I want to see you bake from scratch.
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==> Your WEIRD AS FUCK COOKIE MIX blends in a strange way... and turns into an apetizing REGULAR LOOKING COOKIE BOWL. You have no idea what this oven just did, or how these cookies taste like. > Karkat: Deliver your REGULAR LOOKING COOKIE BOWL.
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> Karkat: Deliver your REGULAR LOOKING COOKIE BOWL. KARKAT: I HAD SOME DIFFICULTIES WITH THE EGGS. I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE. THE MIX... ONLY CONTAINS ONE. KARKAT: I HOPE IT'S GOOD ENOUGH. TIME TO EAT UP SOME FUCKING COOKIES.
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