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Football is serious. I’m not. 😂⚽ Banter, memes & unpopular opinions. Your club might be next. 👀

Joined October 2026
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At this point, comparing Messi and Ronaldo to ordinary footballers is my favourite hobby. 💀
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I dare you to show me a photo of the short guy donating blood. Ofcouse you won’t find it but thats not the issue We scored a hattrick yesterday
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When I talk they will say it’s old glory
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GOAT wey no be BOAT na wetin na Volleyballer 😂😂
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How will I tell my kids that hakimi did this as a right back while Messi dropped a 6.4 as a winger 😭😭
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Best right back in the world
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Prime Messi was just a left-footed Bernardo Silva with better PR. 😭
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The real reason China hates MaoBappe
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No dieee o enjoyment full old age😂😂
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God knows I deserve a better life. 🤲
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God knows I deserve a better life. 🤲
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Yan Diomande 💎✨
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Yan Diomande 💎✨
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🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Chinese media are now SLAMMING REAL MADRID following the controversy surrounding Kylian Mbappé! Chinese outlets have criticised the Spanish giants for taking almost 48 HOURS to apologise, accusing the club of applying DOUBLE STANDARDS compared to its swift reactions when Vinícius Jr. has suffered racist abuse. The backlash in China continues to grow, with calls for a BOYCOTT of BOTH Real Madrid and Spanish football. Chinese state television has already SUSPENDED LaLiga broadcasts, while several major Chinese brands have ended their sponsorship deals with Mbappé. Real Madrid could now face HUGE FINANCIAL LOSSES in one of their most important international markets.
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What a life 😭💔
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This version of Ronaldo needs to be studied. 😭🔥
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Real Madrid's new training session. 😍🔥
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This version of Ronaldo needs to be studied. 😭🔥
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BABA SAY “FOOTBALL IS FOR FAN” 3HRS LATER HIM GIVE VAR 2 GOALS GIVE FANS 3 GOALS 😂😭🐐🚢
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