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Jewish Space Laser

@FordPintoBean

I'm the original Jewish Space Laser #Smokefleet #FuckTrump #FuckICE

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Joined May 2026
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If they can hack Jared Kushner’s phone, why can’t they hijack the Epstein Files?
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Kyle Sweetser (@Kylesweetser) profile picture
Kyle Sweetser
@KylesweetserOct 29
CBS found Trump’s clemency wiped out at least $119 million in restitution owed to crime victims — small businesses, community banks, everyday people who got defrauded. Pardon power shouldn’t erase what courts ordered victims to be paid back. Congress needs to rein this in. cbsnews.com/projects/2026/tr…
In Trump's pardon economy, crime victims lost out on at least $119 million in restitution

In Trump's pardon economy, crime victims lost out on at least $119 million in restitution

Small businesses and retirees are left empty handed as fraudsters, some represented by Trump allies, win clemency.

cbsnews.com
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Hey, y'all! This is not a good look for the DOJ and DOI.
Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) profile pictureKyle Cheney
@kyledcheney2h
BREAKING: Judge Reyes says she is appointing a special master to investigate whether DOJ and DOI officials repeatedly lied to her in the golf course case.
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Well, now they are allegedly back on because Trump didn't like the optics of being a thin skinned pussy ass bitch.
Jewish Space Laser (@FordPintoBean) profile pictureJewish Space Laser@FordPintoBean5h
Trump is canceling his remaining rallies and doing tele-rallies because he is being heckled more and more and Trump is a thin skinned pussy ass bitch.
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Trump is canceling his remaining rallies and doing tele-rallies because he is being heckled more and more and Trump is a thin skinned pussy ass bitch.
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It should be deemed a hate crime to show Stephen Miller’s face on TV or social media or anywhere, really.
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Jesus fucking Christ. The Republicans are gonna get hammered in the midterms and we are gonna have to listen to Trump and his sycophants whine about non existent election fraud for at least two more years. #makeitstop
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I spoke with the Gods, and all of them, and Patrick Stewart arrived in the Good Place. I spoke with the Devil and he said he is waiting, impatiently, for Trump.
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Earl Grey. Hot. ~Captain Picard.
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RIP to the one and only Patrick Stewart!!
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No one thinks about trans peoples' genitals more than republicans.
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If you are an undocumented immigrant, just declare yourself as the leader of Brazil and you can get a visa from the Trump administration.
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God is a tool and if this is true, then God is the biggest tool in the universe.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 29
"I know God is using Donald Trump right now"
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Bolsonaro would have won if Mike Pence had the courage.
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Things that aged like milk. nitter.cf/camhigby/status/203471…
Cam Higby 🇺🇸 (@camhigby) profile pictureCam Higby 🇺🇸
@camhigbyMar 19
Replying to @GovPressOffice
Can you let us know where we are in the process of sending these folks to prison for election fraud?
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$47 billion could have paid for 2.85 million American's healthcare for one year.
Swamp Watch (@Swamp__Watch) profile pictureSwamp Watch
@Swamp__WatchOct 28
NEW: Hegseth's Pentagon now estimates Trump's Iran war has cost over $47 billion.
Image from Swamp Watch (@Swamp__Watch)
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So what are we all drinking next Tuesday? Hurricanes? Mai Tais? Margaritas? French 77s?
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If Flávio Bolsonaro were any other undocumented immigrant from Brazil, ICE would have shot him already.
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Imagine having such an undying devotion to someone that you are willing to coach a child rapist in what to say and not to say to protect your orange fuhrer. This is a tweet about Todd Blanche, Ghislaine Maxwell, and Donald Trump.
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The rest of us get a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla and something else.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 27
Trump: You'll be my guest at Mar a Lago. The problem is that for $5000, the most you'll be able to buy is a hamburger and maybe a small dessert. I'm not even sure you could buy that. No, don't go there. That's not a good place.
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Who else will Trump Grant asylum to? Bibi? The Tate Brothers? MBS?
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