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That Iowa guy, Mid air finger point Guru, Making stuff go faster, I do fun stuff, so much cooler on the internet.

Joined March 2009
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You know things are going really wrong when you see me at the starting line on TV ...
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Teach your kids the basics. The common sense and mechanical kids will be the uneducated rich adults in the future.
We decided to take Maddox out of public schooling and have him homeschooled this year. Today we are learning fractions. He said what size wrench does that take. I said it’s a three quarter and he went and found it. Also he found out what happens when the wrench slips off when you are trying to tighten it. We have a teacher that comes here every day to work on the book smart side of things but this type of stuff will teach him common sense. Which is hard to find sometimes.
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I knew I was getting old when I caught myself saying, “Look how quiet it is,” about an appliance with genuine excitement.
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Here ya go. Choose your gussets carefully.
Out of curiosity does anyone have pics of the Jack Anderson 2ks car from Knoxville a few weeks ago? Word is the front cage upright and the new “safety upright” was broken completely out of it??? What ya got twitter, i think the racing world could use a little transparency
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I just really want light up shoes to make a comeback.
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I get to swear in @ChuckReicks Monday… do I carve in a matching stache ? We could be twins.
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I’m just glad to see @DustinSelvage7 didn’t end up upside down in hot laps tonight.
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Sorry I’m so sweaty I’ve been watching the hulk hogan documentary.
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This is a serious date. A or B?
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Me : goes to doctor for eye problems Also me : I’ll just keep my pants on this time since you’re not TSA
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Facts.👏
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Best quote I’ve heard lately “a society is great when old men plant trees with the shade in which they know they’ll never sit in” The world is bigger than you, strive to leave it in better shape when your time has come and you’re gone.
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Before we head to Texas , I just want to remind everyone whattaburger is trash.
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Won this years ride for Ross quilt , of the 7 years I’ve gotten two and it’s such an honor to have them.
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One of my favorite quotes is the one from Marcus Aurelius: ‘The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts.’ I think it’s always good to remember it.
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The craziest thing about SF guys from all branches isnt the guns, jumping out of planes. Its cool but achievable Its the fact most of them do it with complete anonymity. Not trying to get rich, not trying to get famous. Most of them will never be known Thats being a real man
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Love waking up to this view
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Idk what I’m more excited for getting to meet my baby nephew for the first time or getting to get some 🔥 groceries at gateway market
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Imagine being upset with me and I’m at home like …
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WE DID IT EVERYONE WE SAVED THE DAYLIGHT !!!!
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