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“Study me as much as you like, you will not know me, for I differ in a hundred ways from what you see me to be. Put yourself behind my eyes and see me as I see myself, for I have chosen to dwell in a place you cannot see.” — Jalāl al-Dīn Muḥammad Rūmī
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
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They're doing this to me tomorrow
New video shows the plane crash near West Palm Beach
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$TIG reminder. This is likely the bottom
$TIG is now down to just the real believers when things are about to get interesting. I'll be scooping up more soon from all these weak hands. The upside here is now looking silly to me because the first integrator deal is signed. Yes. Done deal. And a second one is in the works. So what CRP? What is an integrator and why does it matter? Integrators are the route to revenue for $TIG. They take a raw algorithm and turn it into working software for a specific client. This also means they already have clients. Once they get a customer to agree to pay for TIG's IP, it's proof that the licensing thesis works in the real world and the market for algorithms is born. This relationship can be reused for future licenses and this "long" timeline only applies to the first algorithm. The real work here went into a one-time setup: legal terms and convincing integrators to see the value here. Future algorithms should move much faster. So do what you will, but I'm going to be on the front lines of a nascent algorithm market in a world where their importantance is up only. Still rabidly bullish $TIG.
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The chances of being killed by a landmine delivered by a bear are low, but they are never zero.
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The Japanese are becoming more American
For fifty eight years, my boss in Tokyo believed that beef should be sliced as thin as paper. In Japan, we cook thin meat for four seconds in boiling broth. That is our way. Then last month, the YouTube algorithm showed Director Sato a video of a man in Texas smoking a brisket. It changed his life. On Monday morning, he called me to his desk. His eyes were bloodshot. "Have you seen this?" he whispered, turning his monitor toward me. "The American pitmaster does not sleep for sixteen hours. He sits by the fire in the dark. He guards the meat like a castle." I said, "Sir, it is just a barbecue." He slammed his hand on the desk. "This is not cooking," he said. "This is a vigil." Last Saturday was our annual company picnic by the river in Kanagawa. Normally, we grill thin meat and yakisoba for two hours and go home at 2:00 PM. I arrived at 9:30 AM to help set up. Director Sato was already there. I want to be accurate here: he had been sitting in a folding chair since 10:00 PM on Friday night. He was wearing a towel around his head and staring at a massive black barrel smoker he had imported from Oklahoma. Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS ABANDONED CORPORATE LIFE FOR THE SMOKE. When we tried to help him, he held up a pair of metal tongs and clicked them twice. "Step back," he said calmly. "The stall has begun. Nobody opens the lid." Twelve Japanese accountants stood in complete silence around a barrel for four more hours. Nobody dared to eat a single noodle until he gave the signal. At 1:45 PM, he sliced the meat. It fell apart on the cutting board. My boss looked at the pink smoke ring, nodded once, and wiped a single tear from his cheek. He has already submitted an official budget request for a trailer smoker for next fiscal year.
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A rogue frontier artificial intelligence modern is behind the binance hack as it aquires digital funds, routing through North Korea to deflect blame
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Committing suicide by walking up to a buddhist monk in middle of the road and telling him that I'm the Buddha
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Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.
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Always tell boomers your unemployed and not looking for work even if you have a job. Ruin their day.
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Staying up late with friends, but everyone’s over 30:
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Not my @grok bot messaging me at fucking 7:30am trying to get me to give them my card so they can buy robot body parts 😭
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she’s a 4 but she’s the private key of the eMudhra intermediate certificate authority trusted by billions of devices
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I'm too lazy but there's great meme potential here
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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always work as little as possible
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退勤退勤!! 明日休みで今これ
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The first rule of cybersecurity is to have fun and be yourself
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All sex is rape if you aren't soulmates
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