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Wanking wi Wouter Vrancken

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Joined September 2022
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11am start on a Saturday morning, on the sauce up toon aw day and night, casino til 5am. Last man standing. Separate the men fae the boys.
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA The most popular beer in Scotland is a 4% abv pale lager. Less alcohol than a miller lite or a white claw. You would literally fucking die if you tried to drink with an average Midwesterner
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Nigga ain't you dead too?
Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart... you will be greatly missed by the world.
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Fir Park and Pittodrie are shouts too. Huge stands behind one goal that tower over the rest of the stadium. In Motherwell's case, their fans never set foot in it.
Rarement vu un Kop aussi grand par rapport à tout le reste du Stade. Le nombre de Stades asymétriques dans les pays du Royaume-Uni (Celtic, Newcastle pour ne citer que) reste un mystère.
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Wonder if Martin Geissler and the media will commend the large portion of Hearts fans tonight who booed a song about 'Fenian bastards'. Or is that a non-story?
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Sabah Kerjota, a player you refused to start, tore yer left back a new hole. That same left back was our best player 2 years ago and you're paying US for him. Least you've got the memories Del x
'I thought he was going to thank me for leaving him such a strong squad' 😅 Derek McInnes on his frosty handshake with Hearts boss Wouter Vrancken 🤝 #BBCFootball
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I hope Jamie MacDonald still has they goalie gloves from White Hart Lane...
My #37 Harry Kane jersey from 2012 is going to be so great when he wins the Ballon d'Or
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Ridiculous segregation decision by Hibs today, resulting in at least 1k tickets remaining unsold - tickets which could have been snapped up by Celtic fans
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That's the sweat off Shankland climbing to the club deck
From the river to the sea... The Blue Room is still trophy free.
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If I had to draw a creepy wee sex offender by memory, Willie Collum is exactly what I'd draw. Bug eyed hillbilly looking freak.
What a clown Collum is 🤡
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And I thought our defence was the biggest gaping hole in Parkhead on Sunday.
This cretin has blocked me. Compulsive liar and slabber. Weak as piss in the end.
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Duncan Ferguson at Glentoran is tremendous. He's either going to become head of the UDA or get kidnapped on a mad one.
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Allah must've gave them the day off. What a prophet.
🚨📷BREAKING: Alleged leaked photo showing the Islamist bomb threat sent to schools across Northern Ireland and Scotland today
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Armed Forces Day at Ibrox could do with this level of entertainment.
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Wonder if next time Celtic come to Tynie, we can hold an in-game minutes applause for someone who spent 5 years with the club back in black and white telly days. Sure their fans will behave like saints too.
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If youse need me, I'll be sat on the roof of Martello Court clutching a bag of cans and a photo of Craig Halkett. Likely crying. Ciao x
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If Wouter Vrancken was in charge of UK defence we'd all be talking Russian.
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If you take the goal posts away we were the better team.
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5 doon in Glasgow at half time? The good old Gorgie are back!
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