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Diarrhea, diuretic, and dialectic all mean the same thing it's just about what hole it comes out of
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a$ap rocky: two birds, they twin beaks, made two mills, that's twin meeks, whip too wide for these thin streets,
big sean interrupting: big ass, twin cheeks
Student asked me with complete sincerity in his heart if I was pulling up to the function after the HS football game. Nah bro I'm 31
When I was in HS my boy Beluga broke his ankle escaping Jake. He got really good at doing wheelies in the wheelchair. Watching him hold a wheely for over an hour in class (on the second tier, up stairs, no idea how he got up there) has always stuck in my mind. I sold him Vicodin.
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Back in the 2000s, every 16-year-old raiding their parents medicine cabinets and experimenting with drugs knew about erowid.org. Kids these days need to rediscover this site. It's a literal lifesaver.
