Freddy C.🐝

If you like tricks with eggs, next time you do poached eggs sieve them and cook them in barely boiling water, the liquid that goes through the sieve is what gives you all the foamy bits.

I guess I have a vivid imagination…😬

Engage, things are only impossible until they are not. RIP 💔

Be done with it and drop Fiona.

I’m tired…

Laura Brand says, Russell, MY HUSBAND, is caring, kind, and a wonderful father to our children.

I’m about to go out, obviously don’t wanna make a fuss.

How many poppies are there?

That’s the problem with Chinese translations, that should read, Shredded Child Meat! 🙄

Pig.

Not feeling too creative tonight, so dinner is just pork chops in a creamy port and sage sauce, on the side carrot and potato mash.

He’s learnt a valuable lesson, tomorrow he’ll have those seats covered in vinyl.

You’re two months early! 🙄

After hearing the news of Tommy Robinson’s verdict his supporters try to cheer him up by putting a brave face. 🥲

Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?🎶🎶 Why does it always rain on me? Even when the sun is shinning I can't avoid the lightning🎶🎶

Who’s a pretty doggy? 🥰🥰🥰

It’s a personal epilator.

My contribution to the economy was so impactful that I still make it to the current Chancellor’s budget! 😃

Maybe he’s just there at the wrong time? Fake watches are notorious for not keeping accurate time.

Hi Dermot O'Leary @thismorning , depending on flight time, number of flight crew and aircraft type they will have the required rest. On short-ish flights they will have a rest in the cockpit, it’s called controlled rest and communication with the cabin crew is initiated by them.

I don’t know about that, it is however the most grotesque thing I’ve ever seen.