Free Birds Party | Chip the Crow

With the Midterms essentially over, it is time to announce something: Chip the Crow knows the importance of healthy habits. This No Nut November, we ask everyone to stay away from the goon portal and stay healthy like Chip. #ChipSaysNoNut #Midterms2026 #NoNutNovember

Laura Loomer is currently safe from the NUTFREAK ZONE, however, she's acting like the crazy ass doomsday lady I used to live right next to. Laura Loomer needs help. Yeesh.

🚨BREAKING📸 It is with great disappointment that we must report that Peter Griffin, star of Family Guy, has busted his nuts to some fish and will continue to bust away from Lois. Peter Griffin has FAILED No Nut November.

🚨BREAKING📸 With the biggest nutbreak of all of the recent midterms, sources say that JoJoFromJerz got so excited about saying "fuck" multiple times when Republicans lost, she busted the nut. JoJoFromJerz FAILED No Nut November.

🚨BREAKING 📸 The first person to join the Nutfreaks of the internet is Liberty Biberty, who nutted soon after No Nut November began. Liberty Biberty has FAILED No Nut November.

ATTENTION ALL FREE BIRDS! I WILL BE TARGETING EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WHO FAILS NO NUT NOVEMBER. ALL PEOPLE WHO FAIL THIS IMPORTANT MONTH WILL BE LABELED AS "NUTFREAK"

so some fat lady beat the best call of duty player?

shit man, Tame Impala's music is hella good.

Calling me a cowardly troll then blocking me so I don't roast the hell out of them is the most cowardly thing to do.

2 people blocked me. Easy win for me.

🚨BREAKING: An estimated 1.8 million people have FAILED NO NUT NOVEMBER during the 2026 Midterms. CDC joins Free Birds in promoting healthy habits and to put the goo shooter away for the rest of November. #NoNutNovember #Democracy26 #ChipSaysNoNut

Chip the Crow here to give you the daily reminder to not nut

I'm fucking done. No more fucking games. Big Boy Bubba fucking betrayed me. I will make him fucking pay for his fucking actions. I will make him fucking listen to my fucking Vivziepop impressions. This. Means. WAR.

🚨BREAKING: In a sudden betrayal of the Free Birds Political Party, Big Boy Bubba, has sided with the Democrats and stole Chip's two Minecraft discs in their SMP. Big Boy Bubba will be removed from the party. #TheDailyCrow #Midterms2026 #Midterms #Election2026 #FreeBirdsParty

Glazing af

I am not a Repuglican. I am not a Dumbocrat. I am simply a Free Bird. I am a fan of the movie, Free Birds, I am the owner of the Free Birds political party, and if you get trolled by me, take the damn joke and move on with life. Anyways, I'm gonna go eat some KFC, who's joining?

Quite an overreaction honestly. Here's a better way of saying it: WE AREN'T GETTING OUR FUCKIN BACON AND GAMES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. there u go. :)

Did Trump just.... congratulate the... Democrats? Like.... What a normal president would do??? That's new. That's nice. Free Birds still better tho